25 Signs You Are Going To Hell!

[jslav06]

Hell?


Over 1 million albums sold.

[bueno bob]

It REALLY sold that much?

Jesus.

Jesterstar's going "diamond" on his debut album...

[Matt White]

The HUMANITY!!!

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by jslav06
Hell?

More Satans helpers caught on film tonight(Tues.) at 8! Final night of oddities then it's on with the talented pics next week.

[sagebrush]

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[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by jslav06
Hell?


Over 1 million albums sold.

William Hung IS the anti-Christ !!!

[Matt White]

You cheeky devil!

[Douglas T.]

[diamondsgirl]

Re: 25 Signs You Are Going To Hell!

Originally posted by Matt White

* Wear white after Labor Day.

AND

* Have severed heads in your freezer.

Oh shit....I'm screwed.

[Matt White]

* Have watched a movie with graphic violence, brief nudity, sexual themes or adult language.

* Use the F word more than once a day.

* Ever had a bath or shower with someone of the opposite sex.


TRIPLE DAMN!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Matt White
HELL is.....Andy Gibb performing "Shadow dancing" for all eternity.......................................... ..

I know EXACTLY where you got that one.

[bueno bob]

Hey, what's wrong with Andy Gibb?

Bill Lumbergh's always dancing to Andy Gibb songs.

Is that wrong?

[FORD]

The Brothers Gibb could have cured cancer, AIDS, solved world hunger and brought peace to the entire planet and they would still be going to Hell.

Why?

Because they're simply too valuable as agents of eternal torment. God might see to it that Satan sets them up with air conditioned condos, but they're still going there.

In fact Satan tells me that Andy & Maurice are doing a death metal remix of "I Just Wanna Be Your Everything" right now. Dick Nixon is producing. Apparently, as much as the ex-prez loved his tape recorders, he's gone totally crazy in the Devil's new 666 track digital recording studio.