Welcome Back...The Return Of...

[Dave's PA Rental]

Some things ive learned from this thread, or 'Dave's PA Rental's Final Thoughts':

1. Pete's posts are boring. You don't own anyone. Never will.
2. I secretly think that MAX and Rikk are making up their feud just to try and throw us off...
3. Nick stayed up until 6 AM Sunday morning spinning his wheels...
4. I'm still a bit let down because Carmine ran away in the first place (just as i'm still dissapointed in BT for 'quitting' a year and a half ago...)
5. I will never get that hour of my life back that I just spent reading all 14 pages of this thread
6. GUNT! (what happened to that guys? I thought we were supposed to say that...)

In closing Roth Army, take care of each other...and yourselves...

[Northern Girl]

PA, I was wondering...

"I like Van Halen more than you."

Does that mean you like Van Halen more than I do or you like Van Halen more than you like me? :D

[Dave's PA Rental]

The 'Welcome Back...The Return Of...' Awards Post: (Also known as 'The Flame-ies')

The award for 'Funniest Simile' goes to MAX and his "queer as a football bat" quip.

The award for 'Best Name-Calling' goes to Nickdfresh for the line: "Hey fuck you cock bag!"

The award for 'Funniest Fake IM Not Involving Rikk or Fab' goes to Dr. Love with this gem:

"k... Here's the log I have between diamondsgirl and MAX...


OU812MAX: Wanna cyber?
diamondsgirl1984: No"

The award for 'Excellence In The Field Of Thread-Hijacking' goes to Rustoffa:
"Without further adyoo, it's time for some Gabe Motherfucking Kaplan."


The Award for 'Mental Picture That I Really Didn't Need Forced Into My Head' goes to Rikk and his 'cyber anal' and his 'cyber-fisting rampage' from page 9. Ahh the memories. Remember page 9? We were so young back then...

The memorial 'Take A Free Shot At Lou' award goes to Mezro with: "I must repent by committing my life to intelligent design and lossless audio..."

The award for 'Fab Alias That Might Actually Have Owned Somebody' goes to....TEST! Yeah! Here is what got her the Flam-ie: "Quick - ban me before I own the shit out of your whole crew again." Well done.

[Rikk]

Thank you, thank you.

What do we win?

[Dave's PA Rental]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
PA, I was wondering...

"I like Van Halen more than you."

Does that mean you like Van Halen more than I do or you like Van Halen more than you like me? :D

Actually it's an homage to the movie Singles. In the movie, Matt Dillon's character holds up his band's (Citizen Dick) record, and you can just make out the name of it. The album is called 'Smarter Than You'. I always assumed that they named it that to piss people off...and I wanted my sig. to annoy the shit out of people. I guess I went too 'high-brow', huh?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Is this a 'Shawshank' quote? If it is, well played sir.

lmao.

Glad someone caught that.

Pete's definitely as fucking stupid as that Boggs queer from that movie though. lol.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
I wanted my sig. to annoy the shit out of people. I guess I went too 'high-brow', huh?

Sorry, it didn't annoy me. :D I just wondered if you wrote it that way purposely so it could be interpretted two different ways? Sometimes I think too much. :p

[Dave's PA Rental]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Sorry, it didn't annoy me. :D I just wondered if you wrote it that way purposely so it could be interpretted two different ways? Sometimes I think too much. :p

I was assuming that people would read it and say to themselves: "You don't like Van Halen more than me...i'm the number one fan of Van Halen...how terribly annoyed I am at you Dave's PA Rental...", and I never thought of the double-meaning...

Then there is LookNforamootbeat's signature: "I like Van Halen more than Dave's PA Rental,...which means I like Van Halen more than you"...how many levels of meaning with that one?

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Then there is LookNforamootbeat's signature: "I like Van Halen more than Dave's PA Rental,...which means I like Van Halen more than you"...how many levels of meaning with that one?

Two again:

I like Van Halen more than Dave's PA Rental does...or

I like Van Halen more than I like Dave's PA Rental.

I hope you're not an English teacher. j/k

I'm done now. :D

What happened to Moot beat anyway? I think Seen scared him off.

[Dave's PA Rental]

The Moot Beat moved and switched cable companies...he's back now...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
The Moot Beat moved and switched cable companies...he's back now...

Who is "moot beat" anyway?

I just liked watching Brother Noonan go off like that. Tis' a rarity nowadays.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Why is it that I think a thread like this should have Welcome to the Jungle playing behind it????????????????

[Carmine]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Why is it that I think a thread like this should have Welcome to the Jungle playing behind it????????????????

HAHA..I was gonna cue up "War Ensemble" by Slayer.


..the lyrics are a tad bit darker...

[Warham]

I guess I'll have to wait till next year's Flamies to win one.

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by Warham
I guess I'll have to wait till next year's Flamies to win one.

Yeah, but you'd be a shoe-in for this years FlamERs!