this should help you out next time zombie jesus...
Resurrected!
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Well, we already knew GAyR was going to Hell, but I'd bet that calling our Lord & Savior a "jackass" will get him there even sooner.
I kinda feel sorry for Satan, knowing he'll have Hell's library forever polluted.Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
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There are no computer privileges in the library of Hell...that means 'no Google' either. Imagine that...the "Clay Aiken" wannabe...helpless and clueless in the afterlife.
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Sweet Christ, this is my new anthem for the month of April!!!
Oooh! I like 'em scrambled!
I think every 80s hair band cliche was covered in this tune...
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The difference between Jebus and a picture of Jebus?
It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jebus.Comment
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And is that a nose job i detect?
My guess is there's a reason you had Luke as your apostle, since he was a doctor.
Nip/Tuck anyone?Comment
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Only Rising I believe in was made by Rainbow...Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?Originally posted by lesfunk
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My Jesus always looked like Matthew McConaughey but with a beard, longer hair, and usually had a shirt on (except during crucifixtion)...
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