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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #16
    A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second...

    "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet...

    The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad...


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    • MAX
      Rotharmy Gladiator

      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 13001

      #17
      Originally posted by diamondsgirl
      I have one to add.

      Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens.
      My Suburban definitely doesn't suffer from that phobia. lol
      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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      • Millermoos
        Head Fluffer
        • Aug 2005
        • 309

        #18
        Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never phoned his wife or mother, because they were both deaf.
        Yeh I quite like this one.
        The one about Alfred Hitchcock is plain bizarre!!
        I didn't know that Muhammed was the most popular name and that fear is alektorophobia in chickens.
        If I can rember any other interesting other once I will post them.
        Millermoos

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7563

          #19
          Originally posted by Millermoos
          I didn't know that Muhammed was the most popular name and that fear is alektorophobia in chickens.
          You know what's ironic?

          I have a chicken named Muhammed.

          :p
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • diamondsgirl
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Apr 2004
            • 7563

            #20
            Originally posted by MAX
            My Suburban definitely doesn't suffer from that phobia. lol
            your Suburban is the "official ride" of the chickens

            *chickens clucking in agreement*
            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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            • Millermoos
              Head Fluffer
              • Aug 2005
              • 309

              #21
              You must be kidding!!! Are you serious? Is it named after the famous boxer?
              Millermoos

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #22
                Originally posted by Millermoos
                If I can rember any other interesting other once I will post them.
                Millermoos
                Just admit to cutting and pasting them, like I do...


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                • Millermoos
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 309

                  #23
                  I can't cos I have a memory like an elephant for some things. My brain works in a weird way, I am dyslexic. I can not remember the alphabet or the months of the year in order, but some other things I read slowly they stick like glue, it's weird. I can't remember where I read this stuff but I did not cut it and paste it the first time, it actually took me ages to write it down but I did cut it and paste the second time around it was easier. I am not trying to show off or anything it's just the way I am.
                  Millermoos

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #24
                    You're lying...

                    That first post has absolutely no spelling or punctuation errors, not to mention it's word for word, and in the same order I found them elsewhere...

                    Every other post of yours has all kinds of gramatical errors...

                    I figured english was your second language...

                    Cato's grammar is 100 times better than yours and he speaks Jap!


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                    • Millermoos
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 309

                      #25
                      I am dyslexic and English is my first language, glad to know Cato's english is good and I am not lying.
                      Good observation about no spelling mistakes cos my buddy who works with me in the office correct it before I post it.
                      Millermoos

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                      • diamondsgirl
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 7563

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Millermoos
                        I am dyslexic and English is my first language, glad to know Cato's english is good and I am not lying.
                        Good observation about no spelling mistakes cos my buddy who works with me in the office correct it before I post it.
                        Millermoos


                        c'mon...
                        “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                        • WARF
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 15347

                          #27
                          I'll buy that for a dollar.

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                          • MAX
                            Rotharmy Gladiator

                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 13001

                            #28
                            Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                            your Suburban is the "official ride" of the chickens

                            *chickens clucking in agreement*
                            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                            • Millermoos
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 309

                              #29
                              Chickens clucking in agreement.
                              Sorry, what does it mean? I am lost.
                              Warf would you really buy it for a dollar? I would not mind a dollar... it could go towards buying a lottery ticket.
                              Millermoos

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                              • diamondsgirl
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Apr 2004
                                • 7563

                                #30
                                here's one:
                                “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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