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Originally posted by Brett
thefive, you're not too fast on the uptake are you? Are you one of those stupid motherfuckers who just found out about the net like last week when you got one of those 20 free hour AOL discs in the mail, like most of the inbreds on the internet use? I can imagine you, short, fat, acne-covered face, wearing some bland-ass plaid short-sleeve shirt over a white undershirt. A guy that puts too much cheap ass gel in his hair to hide the fact that he probably only showers once a week. Hit the nail on the head didn't I? Well let me give you some advice. When the 20 free hours are up, don't ask mommy for her credit card, just get the fuck off the net newbie before you hurt yourself. And don't waste my time here ever again questioning anything about me. Sad little pissant.
Ok turds, I've made my three posts for the months. Now when I come back next month, I better see my name with the most fucking votes in this poll next to it!. Fuck those other idiots, and don't you dare vote for that twat seenbad over me! Also when I get back and search for my name on here, I better fucking see more instances of "Brett" than David Lee Roth finally! I'm getting close. These few posts should give you guys the ammo to finally push me over the top, then I'll really own this site.
So get to work! That means you Little Boy Blou, my sad little pathetic runt. I have high hopes for you in this category. I am also pulling for you to finally get your period and get out of that training bra this year. I know you can do it honey, just hang in there. I can already see you PMSing all around here, some of your rants certainly do have that 12-year school girl charm. So I know you're on the right track.
Oh and remember, http://www.vhlinks.com . Keep bringing me the hits. This free advertising is fucking great! Thanks Sarge!
thefive, you're not too fast on the uptake are you? Are you one of those stupid motherfuckers who just found out about the net like last week when you got one of those 20 free hour AOL discs in the mail, like most of the inbreds on the internet use? I can imagine you, short, fat, acne-covered face, wearing some bland-ass plaid short-sleeve shirt over a white undershirt. A guy that puts too much cheap ass gel in his hair to hide the fact that he probably only showers once a week. Hit the nail on the head didn't I? Well let me give you some advice. When the 20 free hours are up, don't ask mommy for her credit card, just get the fuck off the net newbie before you hurt yourself. And don't waste my time here ever again questioning anything about me. Sad little pissant.
Ok turds, I've made my three posts for the months. Now when I come back next month, I better see my name with the most fucking votes in this poll next to it!. Fuck those other idiots, and don't you dare vote for that twat seenbad over me! Also when I get back and search for my name on here, I better fucking see more instances of "Brett" than David Lee Roth finally! I'm getting close. These few posts should give you guys the ammo to finally push me over the top, then I'll really own this site.
So get to work! That means you Little Boy Blou, my sad little pathetic runt. I have high hopes for you in this category. I am also pulling for you to finally get your period and get out of that training bra this year. I know you can do it honey, just hang in there. I can already see you PMSing all around here, some of your rants certainly do have that 12-year school girl charm. So I know you're on the right track.
Oh and remember, http://www.vhlinks.com . Keep bringing me the hits. This free advertising is fucking great! Thanks Sarge!
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