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  • Unchainme
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2005
    • 7746

    #16
    [reading a review of the album "Shark Sandwich"]
    Marty DiBergi: The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich".


    This is based on incident that happened to Quiet Riot, They had an album called Condition Critical and it got the two word review Condition Terminal.
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    • Unchainme
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2005
      • 7746

      #17
      [David raises hand after Ian Faith Quits the Band]
      Derek Smalls: Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow night?
      David St. Hubbins: No of course we're not going to do fucking Stonehenge tomorrow night!
      Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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      • roryrobson666
        Head Fluffer
        • Aug 2005
        • 210

        #18
        hahaha!!!

        workin on a sex farm,
        ploughing through your bean field;
        gettin out my pitchfork,
        and pokin your hay....
        sex farm woman...................

        LOVE TAP!!!!
        http://www.ironmaiden.com/downloads/tophat2.gif

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        • fret_buzz_blues
          Head Fluffer
          • May 2005
          • 375

          #19
          Some classic moments in that film!
          I had never heard of Bad news 'til now...when did that come out?
          <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
          "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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          • Diamondjimi
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2004
            • 12086

            #20
            Originally posted by fret_buzz_blues
            Some classic moments in that film!
            I had never heard of Bad news 'til now...when did that come out?
            The mid 80's I believe.......
            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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            • ashstralia
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Feb 2004
              • 6566

              #21
              'have a good time, ALL the time.' - viv savage.


              that sums up rock n roll, eh?

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              • roryrobson666
                Head Fluffer
                • Aug 2005
                • 210

                #22
                that quote is classic!!!
                'we are not doing a jazz exploration in front of a festival crowd!'
                http://www.ironmaiden.com/downloads/tophat2.gif

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                • Diamondjimi
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2004
                  • 12086

                  #23
                  Mick Shrimpton : "As long as there's sex and drugs I can do without
                  Rock n Roll ! "
                  Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                  • Mr. Vengeance
                    Full Member Status

                    • Nov 2004
                    • 4148

                    #24
                    Artie Fufkin: You know what I want you to do? Will you do something for me?
                    David St. Hubbins: What?
                    Artie Fufkin: Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass.
                    Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                    • Mr. Vengeance
                      Full Member Status

                      • Nov 2004
                      • 4148

                      #25
                      I love this one, with the album reviews:

                      Marty DiBergi: "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry."

                      Nigel Tufnel: That's just nitpicking, isn't it?


                      Just nitpicking!!! I love that line!
                      Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                      • Antman
                        Commando
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1261

                        #26
                        Shark Sandwich: The review was simply shit sandwich.
                        When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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                        • Antman
                          Commando
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1261

                          #27
                          When was Bad News released? Never heard of it.
                          When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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                          • Antman
                            Commando
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1261

                            #28
                            I should read the other posts before I post. Sorry for being redundant.
                            When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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                            • LoungeMachine
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 32576

                              #29
                              You can't dust for vomit
                              Originally posted by Kristy
                              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                              Originally posted by cadaverdog
                              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                              • Diamondjimi
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • May 2004
                                • 12086

                                #30
                                .....HELLO CLEVELAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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