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  • Caged
    Groupie
    • Nov 2005
    • 95
    #16
    Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
    jerome frenchise's signature cracks me up.... here is katydid...(get the hell out of my house,, in jesus's name i pray! :D)
    <style>.hov:hover{background-color:yellow}</style><div id='Title' style='font:bold 11px verdana'><h1 style='font:bold 13px;display:inline'>Watch

    Video:</h1><a class='hov' style='display:block;width:300px;border:solid 2px black;padding:5px' href="http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv"

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    time to have fun!
    "Its the American in me that says it's an honor to die, in a war that is a politicians lie. Its the American in me that makes me watch it on TV.

    It's the American in me that makes me watch the blood run out of the bullet holes in his head, it's the American in me, that never wonders why Kennedy was murdered by the FBI"

    For Christsakes dont ask "What can I do for my country?"- Ask What your country has been doing to you.

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      • Caged
        Groupie
        • Nov 2005
        • 95
        #17
        Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
        jerome frenchise's signature cracks me up.... here is katydid...(get the hell out of my house,, in jesus's name i pray! :D)
        <style>.hov:hover{background-color:yellow}</style><div id='Title' style='font:bold 11px verdana'><h1 style='font:bold 13px;display:inline'>Watch

        Video:</h1><a class='hov' style='display:block;width:300px;border:solid 2px black;padding:5px' href="http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv"

        target='_blank'>Religious Bitch<p><embed name='RAOCXplayer' src='http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv' type='application/x-mplayer2' width='300'

        height='300' autoplay='true' ShowControls='1' ShowStatusBar='0' loop='true' EnableContextMenu='0' DisplaySize='0'

        pluginspage='http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></a><p style="margin:3px 0px"><a

        href='http://www.videocodezone.com/'>Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com</a></p></div>
        Hi. Im going crazy. :D
        "Its the American in me that says it's an honor to die, in a war that is a politicians lie. Its the American in me that makes me watch it on TV.

        It's the American in me that makes me watch the blood run out of the bullet holes in his head, it's the American in me, that never wonders why Kennedy was murdered by the FBI"

        For Christsakes dont ask "What can I do for my country?"- Ask What your country has been doing to you.

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          • Caged
            Groupie
            • Nov 2005
            • 95
            #18
            Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
            jerome frenchise's signature cracks me up.... here is katydid...(get the hell out of my house,, in jesus's name i pray! :D)
            <style>.hov:hover{background-color:yellow}</style><div id='Title' style='font:bold 11px verdana'><h1 style='font:bold 13px;display:inline'>Watch

            Video:</h1><a class='hov' style='display:block;width:300px;border:solid 2px black;padding:5px' href="http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv"

            target='_blank'>Religious Bitch<p><embed name='RAOCXplayer' src='http://www.2dorks.com/video/tradingspouses.wmv' type='application/x-mplayer2' width='300'

            height='300' autoplay='true' ShowControls='1' ShowStatusBar='0' loop='true' EnableContextMenu='0' DisplaySize='0'

            pluginspage='http://www.microsoft.com/Windows/Downloads/Contents/Products/MediaPlayer/'></embed></a><p style="margin:3px 0px"><a

            href='http://www.videocodezone.com/'>Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com</a></p></div>
            IM KATYDID! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
            "Its the American in me that says it's an honor to die, in a war that is a politicians lie. Its the American in me that makes me watch it on TV.

            It's the American in me that makes me watch the blood run out of the bullet holes in his head, it's the American in me, that never wonders why Kennedy was murdered by the FBI"

            For Christsakes dont ask "What can I do for my country?"- Ask What your country has been doing to you.

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              • Soul Reaper
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2005
                • 8343
                #19
                I hate those kinds of religious pricks....
                ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

                http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

                "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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                  • Soul Reaper
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 8343
                    #20
                    one of the funniest TV sketches....I need to find a video of it though... but here's the script....

                    The Two Ronnies "Mastermind" (Ronnie Barker plays the Mastermind host....Ronnie Corbett plays the contestant...this is a parody of the TV show of the same name. Mastermind, that is)

                    Q: “And so to our first contender. Good evening and can I have your name, please?”

                    A: “Ah…good evening.”

                    Q: “Your chosen subject was answering questions before they were asked. This time you have chosen to answer the question before last, correct?”

                    A: “Charlie Smithers.”

                    Q: “And your time starts now. What is palaeontology?”

                    A: “Yes, absolutely correct.”

                    Q: “What is the name of the directory that lists members of the peerage?”

                    A: “A study of old fossils.”

                    Q: “Correct. Who are Len Murray and Sir Geoffrey Howe?”

                    A: “Burke’s.”

                    Q: “What is the difference between a donkey and an ass?”

                    A: “One’s a trade union leader, the other’s a member of the Cabinet.”

                    Q: “Correct. Complete the quotation … “To be or not to be…” ”

                    A: “They’re both the same.”

                    Q: Correct. What is Bernard Manning famous for?”

                    A: “That is the question.”

                    Q: “Correct. Who is the present Archbishop of Canterbury?”

                    A: “He’s a fat man who tells blue jokes.”

                    Q: “Correct. What do people lean on in church?”

                    A: “The Right Reverend Robert Runcie.”

                    Q: “Correct. What do tarantulas prey on?”

                    A: “Hassocks.”

                    Q: “Correct. What would you use a ripcord to pull open?”

                    A: “Large flies.”

                    Q: “Correct. What sort of person lived in Bedlam?”

                    A: “A parachute.”

                    Q: “Correct. What is a jockstrap?”

                    A: “A nutcase.”

                    Q: “For what purpose would a decorator use methylene chlorides?”

                    A: “A form of athletic support.”

                    Q: “Correct. What did Henri Toulouse-Lautrec do?”

                    A: “Paint strippers.”

                    Q: “Correct. Who is Dean Martin?”

                    A: “Erm..he’s a kind of artist.”

                    Q: “Yes…what kind of artist?”

                    A: “Erm…pass.”

                    Q: “That’s near enough. What make of vehicle is the standard London bus?”

                    A: “A Singer.”

                    Q: “Correct. In 1892, Brandon Thomas wrote what famous long-running English farce?”

                    A: “British Leyland.”

                    Q: “Correct. Complete the following quotation… (HOOTER SOUNDS TO SIGNAL THAT TIME HAS RUN OUT) I’ve started so I’ll finish. Complete the following quotation about Mrs Thatcher… “her heart may be in the right place but her…”

                    A: “Charlie’s Aunt.”
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                    http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

                    "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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                      • Soul Reaper
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 8343
                        #21
                        I've had enough of that fat woman video.....stop quoting it please....I hate having 5 of them playing at once....
                        ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

                        http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

                        "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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