Christmas Trees: Real or Fake?

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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8963
    #1

    Christmas Trees: Real or Fake?

    I almost went with a fresh-cut Norfolk Pine, but opted out in favor of the silver one I already own. Opting out was a challenge, as a friend in the Shriners' offer'd me a free tree.

    The last time there was a real tree in the house, the dog pissed on it. It just kept smelling like dog piss 'cause the stupid fucking dog pissed right in the bowl where the water went. Stupidity was everywhere...I was too stupid to realize that's where the smell was coming from until I tore the tree down.

    C'est La Vee, as they say.

    What do you do?

    Fake or real?

    Feel free to talk about boobs too!
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    • franksters
      Veteran
      • Mar 2004
      • 2389
      #2
      I wish I could make a christmas tree out of metal (chrome)..

      but this year I have no time for dibble-dablle

      for the boobies I like'em real, definitly, I hate that pouch feeling.

      as Rustoffa said before C'est la vie!
      SUMMER'S JUST
      AROUND
      THE CORNER!
      [IMG]
      http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...rs/2wbthcw.jpg

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        • DLR7884
          ROCKSTAR

          • Jan 2004
          • 5895
          #3
          Fake trees and real boobs are both great.

          DLR7884
          Real trees and fake boobs both come in 2nd place.
          Originally Posted by WARF:
          DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.

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            • blonddgirl777
              ROCKSTAR

              • Mar 2005
              • 5805
              #4
              Originally posted by franksters
              I wish I could make a christmas tree out of metal (chrome)...
              I remember...

              When I was a child we did, have a metal tree...
              All brushed silver.
              It was about 5 feet high and made of "shaved" pieces of aluminum for the branches and I remember cutting myself on it!

              Nowadays, this kind of thing would be a lawsuit waiting to happen... completely ridiculous...
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              ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
              [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
              Originally posted by VanHalener
              ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
              Originally posted by FORD
              ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                • Jimmy Jingles
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 1611
                  #5
                  Fake all the way!!!

                  Pre-Lit, Pre-Shaped.

                  Easy.


                  A well done set of faux titties are nice, but nothing beats the bounce of a set of natural (.)(.)
                  23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                    • Matt White
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 20569
                      #6
                      ALL NATURAL ALL THE WAY.......

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                        • Susie Q
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1523
                          #7
                          I have a fake tree and real boobies.

                          I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.                           ~Susie Q 2009

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                            • Jimmy Jingles
                              Veteran
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1611
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Susie Q
                              I have a fake tree and real boobies.


                              Bravo to you!

                              And if you ever feel inclined to post pics of said real boobies...please feel free.
                              23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                                • Eyes of the Night
                                  Veteran
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 1993
                                  #9
                                  Funny shit DLR78! ... fake is fine but there IS nothing like a doulglas sitting in your recroom smelling like a tree ...
                                  Broken down n' dirty dressed in rags ...

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                                    • saint
                                      Foot Soldier
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 688
                                      #10
                                      A couple of years ago I ordered a fucking tree on the Internet, from Denmark just for fun because it was so cheap. ... 4 $, 2 week later it arrived, 2 days after Christmas the tree had lost all it’s needles.
                                      http://web.telia.com/~u55014187/kor.gif

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                                        • NATEDOG001976
                                          Veteran
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 2370
                                          #11
                                          I go the "No Tree" route, and go to the parents house.
                                          http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


                                          http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




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                                            • diamondsgirl
                                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 7563
                                              #12
                                              My kids go out with their dad and pick out the tree and then they bring it home and "surprise" me with it.

                                              And then the kids and I decorate it. And we have a story for just about every ornament.

                                              This has been our little tradition since my oldest was about 2 or 3.

                                              Sounds corny, huh? :p
                                              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                                • blonddgirl777
                                                  ROCKSTAR

                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 5805
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                                                  My kids go out with their dad and pick out the tree and then they bring it home and "surprise" me with it.

                                                  And then the kids and I decorate it. And we have a story for just about every ornament.

                                                  This has been our little tradition since my oldest was about 2 or 3.

                                                  Sounds corny, huh? :p
                                                  No... sounds comforting and HAPPY!
                                                  Future good memories...
                                                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                                                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                                  ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                                                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                                                  [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                                                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                                                  Originally posted by VanHalener
                                                  ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                                                  Originally posted by FORD
                                                  ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                                                    • rustoffa
                                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 8963
                                                      #14
                                                      So now I've got my silver tree in a rotating tree stand...pretty cool. You plug the lights into the base....it spins pretty slow.

                                                      I need to find a mirror ball topper for it.

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                                                        • DeadOrAlive
                                                          Veteran
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 1683
                                                          #15
                                                          Fake Tree. Gotta turn around to look at it and it's right there. It's a perdy thing I tell you what.

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