The 2005 Roth Army Awards ( RAA ) Category List

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Listen? To a woman?

...

... Interesting thought... Well, anything once.

Cheers! :bottle:

I'm the feminist of the year!

[rustoffa]

Intermission time!


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[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Ok do I have to make sweet, gentle larve to you or fuck you simultaneously in the ass to get some votes from you :confused:

Biggest male tease - Golden Awe

~hit me baby one more time~

[MAX]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
the greatest fucking poster of all time...Loons...the best there ever was...

Amen!!!

Nice to see it being said from the top brass as well.

DG and I were rappin' saying that a "title" such as that 'tis a hard one to pick but not really.

Even before I EVER signed up for any of these fuckin' forums many moons ago, I always got a kick out of reading Loons' posts. Whether he was "Blind Willie," "Daddy Stovepipe" or "Blind Lemon" he's the crazy, blues lovin', harp blowin' and string pluckin' Loons.

Beyond STELLAR, epic, funny and now that the crazy mutha 'tis writin' lyrics... Look the fuck out!!! Fuck, how many times have people wondered if Loons is actually Diamond Dave himself? lmao

[MAX]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Best Single Photoshop:

War's with Dave in the SW's scene...you know the one.

Max's Penfellas:

Thanks.

That was a fun one to make. I still actually have it saved on my computer (the original without the names) and plan on making a T-Shirt out of it someday.

That one of Warham's is beyond stellar. Total agreement there.

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
There were 124 categories based on MAX either being gay, egocentric, or homicidal alone.....

LMAO!!!

I actually won the award for the most "egocentric" at "The Blondie" site. :p

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Biggest male tease - Golden Awe

~hit me baby one more time~

YESSS!!!

Grate -

I knew I'd get one vote by running naked around the forums for a year!

[fuckhowardstern]

Damn Rustoffa, i wish you would have pasted the controls to the media player along with your Britny Spears video. I had to turn off "I'm so glad" from the US Festival while reading the posts on this page. Certainly that wasn't your intent.

[LoungeMachine]

There is also word coming in from the committee that there may need to be a few additions to the categories, including one honoring the Gayest Army Idea which shall be known as The Golden Pojo



Attention Soldiers...this is POJO hijacking LoungeMachine for a moment...

Just to add a bit to this...

Yo Lounge...

Shit...

Cherrie told you about the Golden Shower I gave her the other...

oh wait...

you said Golden Pojo...

nevermind...

Oh...and he said the awards were changed to The Army Awards...

and all that other shit...

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Why ya worried, sport?

Daphne Zuniga-Machine gettin' ya nervous?

yeah, I'm really shtting my pants

[POJO_Risin]

You know Reaper...I've sat around here...really not saying much to you about anything...

And there's really not a whole lot I can do here to stop shit...

But when I've got a 15 year old floating around a site I'm running...with a naked chick in his sig...I've got issues with that.

Here's the deal.

Get rid of it...or I'm going to ban your IP addys, and that will be the end of it...

And to that whole crew that says, "Well, he'll just get it somewhere else..."

Good...then let him.

[POJO_Risin]

So...maybe you should be shitting your pants...

[Last_Child]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Intermission time!

Fuck!

When I opened this page I thought:

WTF happened to my ITunes?!
This ain't AC/DC?!

[MAX]

Originally posted by MAX
Best Pen Admin - Matt White, Bueno Bob

Fuck, I forgot Nick.

He's definitely one of the best of the Pen crew and deserves a nod.

And that's coming from a dude that's gone the rounds with him a bit. lol

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
The fucking Rothies?

Rothies???

Pansies????

What kind of pandering gay-ass name is the fucking Rothies?

**** NOMINATIONS ARE CLOSED *****


The 2005 ARMY AWARDS [ formerly known as the gay-ass pansies ]


The nominations are now in the hands of the Committee, and we'd like to thank you for all of your submissions.


The GOLDEN POJO AWARD for the gayest idea has been added, as well as surprise or 2 [sports, dump?]


Look for your nominations to be posted in NON, however WINNERS will be announced in their respective FORUMS, with the obligitory long winded acceptance speeches we've all come to love.


That smell you smell, is fear............


-Kip