2005 ARMY AWARDS - Best Nipple as a Birthmark

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576
    #1

    2005 ARMY AWARDS - Best Nipple as a Birthmark

    Why lie?

    We've all seen it.

    It reminds us of a Grand Slam at Denny's at 3 A.M.

    Pour enough syrup on it and you'll eat anything


    Cast your ballot now
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    • Cathedral
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6621
      #2
      Just the coffee, please.

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        • ThrillsNSpills
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6627
          #3
          Re: 2005 ARMY AWARDS - Best Nipple as a Birthmark

          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
          Why lie?

          We've all seen it.

          It reminds us of a Grand Slam at Denny's at 3 A.M.

          Pour enough syrup on it and you'll eat anything


          Cast your ballot now

          (You know if you laughed at this then you are basically guilty)
          no extra charge for the fur

          Pour the scalding coffee on my lap and I'll deal with the 3rd degree burns McDonalds style.

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            • Ally_Kat
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7612
              #4
              .
              Roth Army Militia

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                • MAX
                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 13001
                  #5
                  <--- Yucky Nipple
                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                    • Golden AWe
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 34245
                      #6
                      ha!!!
                      Originally posted by Cato
                      Golden, why are you FAT?
                      Originally posted by lesfunk
                      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                      http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                        • NATEDOG001976
                          Veteran
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 2370
                          #7
                          Nice pizza!
                          http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


                          http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




                          Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

                          Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

                          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

                          Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
                          Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

                          Originally posted by Northern Girl
                          Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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                            • Jimmy Jingles
                              Veteran
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1611
                              #8
                              OH THE HUMANITY....




                              23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                                • bastardog
                                  Commando
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 1101
                                  #9
                                  post them all and I will choose........by now I had seen only the Fab. Shad. one
                                  Bastardog

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                                    • 6 is 9
                                      Groupie
                                      • Apr 2005
                                      • 74
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
                                      OH THE HUMANITY....
                                      This cant be serious,what in the hell is that thing? It's gross whoever or whatever it is.
                                      "Who can tell what's going to happen in the years to come? We take it day by day, here today, gone later today. You don't stop and worry. You don't stop, look in the rearview mirror and say "Did I do this right?" People who always look in the rearview mirror tend to swerve off the road. I'm sorry but the rearview mirror is like sitting up there for one reason... It's an object so that you can tilt the mirror, look at yourself and see how cool you are when you're getting somewhere.

                                      That's pure Zen man..." - DLR, 1982

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                                        • rustoffa
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 8963
                                          #11
                                          Call me crazy, but noone wants to see a nipple/areola cuntpared to a birthmark. What's next? Some whore takes her retaining system loose and mothefuckers' yell "HEY KOOL-AID!!!"?

                                          Rent the fucking thing out for a moonwalk, speedbump, whateverthefuck. Just keep it out of the right-of-way.

                                          Blech....Blargh....Patooey.

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                                            • Dr. Love
                                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 7833
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by rustoffa
                                              Call me crazy, but noone wants to see a nipple/areola cuntpared to a birthmark. What's next? Some whore takes her retaining system loose and mothefuckers' yell "HEY KOOL-AID!!!"?

                                              Rent the fucking thing out for a moonwalk, speedbump, whateverthefuck. Just keep it out of the right-of-way.

                                              Blech....Blargh....Patooey.
                                              (in my best Kool-Aid voice)

                                              OH YEAHHHHHH!!!!
                                              I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                                              http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                                                • Matt White
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 20569
                                                  #13
                                                  "No sugar tonight in my coffee....."

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                                                    • MAX
                                                      Rotharmy Gladiator

                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 13001
                                                      #14
                                                      Heeya, I'll sum up this award's subject matter with the most fitting and unpleasant analogy that comes to mind.

                                                      Seeing that horrific and disgusting pic is like going to the zoo and seeing a baboons ass. You don't wanna look but you just cannot help it cos your brain is udderly cuntfused by actually having to register something so mortifying.

                                                      Eerily they both are extremely similar in appearance.

                                                      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                                                        • MAX
                                                          Rotharmy Gladiator

                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 13001
                                                          #15
                                                          bump

                                                          What the fuck? Are we truly going to let such a stellar and disgusting post such as mine go cuntpletely ignored?

                                                          Frightening shit folks and I do understand.

                                                          Regardless, the ass and the udder could pass as identical twins, no?
                                                          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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