Jesus 'healed using cannabis'

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  • Warham
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Mar 2004
    • 14589

    #16
    Actually, God did make alcohol.

    A wedding in Cana, to be specific, at his mother's request.

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    • Jesus Christ
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 2428

      #17
      Originally posted by Warham
      Actually, God did make alcohol.

      A wedding in Cana, to be specific, at his mother's request.
      Yes I did

      And verily, it was good.

      But it did not exist in a natural state before then, only through the works of man. And even today, with all of the technology available, there are mortals who can't make a decent wine or beer.

      With Me, it's a perfect pint every time

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      • Jérôme Frenchise
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Nov 2004
        • 7174

        #18
        Originally posted by Warham
        Actually, God did make alcohol.

        A wedding in Cana, to be specific, at his mother's request.
        Absolutely! She said: "It's getting fuckin' boring here... Jeez... Can't you make us some booze, you who are so smart?!"

        And there was wine.
        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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        • jhale667
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 20929

          #19
          I'm miraculously healing myself right now....
          Originally posted by conmee
          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

          That is all.

          Icon.
          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


          Originally posted by Isaac R.
          Then it's really true??:eek:

          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
          Originally posted by eddie78
          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21888

            #20
            Me too!



            Originally posted by Jesus Christ
            Man Made Alcohol, GOD Made Pot. GOD is perfect, man is not - Hebrews 4:20
            LMAO!!

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58830

              #21
              It's 4:20 somewhere, so what the Hell.......

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              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Hyman Roth
                Veteran
                • Nov 2006
                • 1817

                #22
                Originally posted by Jesus Christ
                Man Made Alcohol, GOD Made Pot. GOD is perfect, man is not - Hebrews 4:20
                LMMFAO @ every post in this thread!! Thanks for the mamaries.

                Trollidillo-T

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                • blonddgirl777
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2005
                  • 5805

                  #23
                  Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                  ... Nice to know everytime I spark up a fattie I'm getting closer to God...
                  I knew it all along!

                  I'm going on a pelgrimage to Amsterdam... leaving in 6 days...
                  I intend to do lots of praying!

                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                  [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                  Originally posted by VanHalener
                  ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                  • blonddgirl777
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2005
                    • 5805

                    #24
                    Originally posted by WAR
                    Actually, God did make alcohol.

                    A wedding in Cana, to be specific, at his mother's request.
                    I don't remember reading that he MADE it but he sure did say to "drink all you can, tab's on me!"
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                    Originally posted by VanHalener
                    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                    • blonddgirl777
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2005
                      • 5805

                      #25
                      When I was "forced" to go to mass with my parents I could hear the (Catholic) priest say; "Drink that wine, it's my blood"...

                      This is when it went too far for me... I don't like cannibalism, I'm more into cannabism...
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                      ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                      [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                      Originally posted by VanHalener
                      ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                      • NATEDOG001976
                        Veteran
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 2370

                        #26
                        That cup was nasty! Why would they want everyone drinking out of the same cup!
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                        • ODShowtime
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Jun 2004
                          • 5812

                          #27
                          That's enough to convince me to go to church!

                          I cannot wait to annoint myself this evening. It's been a long week in magic city.
                          gnaw on it

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                          • Lqskdiver
                            Sniper
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 763

                            #28
                            The Hebrews invented alcohol.

                            Getit! He Brews!

                            Thanks....I'll be here all week!!

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                            • Shaun Ponsonby
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 6409

                              #29
                              HA!

                              Put THAT in your roll and smoke it you bible bashing fucks.
                              Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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                              • Mezro
                                Full Member Status

                                • May 2004
                                • 4154

                                #30
                                Re: Jesus 'healed using cannabis'

                                Originally posted by Hardrock69
                                Jesus was almost certainly a cannabis user
                                That would explain the bible.

                                Mezro...everybody was high as fuck when it was written...surprised pink dragons and some sort of request for munchies didn't make it in...
                                Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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