Jennifer Aniston

[blonddgirl777]

"That's all she wrote"...

[CROWBAR]

I can understand blondgirl. I'm an older too.

[Terry]

I'm just tired of Aniston.

Most interesting thing about her was her hairdo circa 1994, and the only thing interesting about that was why so many chicks wanted to get a 'Rachel' haircut.

I really don't find her attractive. Just totally average. Not exactly ugly, but nothing astonishing AT ALL.

On top of that, her movies suck (with the exception of the Leprechaun, which she was in, but let's face it; the main atrraction of that WAS the Leprechaun...and the Good Girl was okay).

Just a mystery as to why she graces the cover of every mag I see at the newstands and supermarket checkout lines.

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'd bend her over and stick her in the ass while pushing her head into the toilet bowl, but that hardly makes her exceptional.

And no, I DON'T give a shit about her mariage to Brad Pitt and how it ended. She can shut her cakehole about all that and have some fucking dignity, for christsakes.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Terry
... I'd bend her over and stick her in the ass while pushing her head into the toilet bowl, ...

Are you a fan of Rocco Fifredi?

[Douglas T.]

Good Girl was cool!

[bueno bob]

Good Girl was an OK flick...one of the better ones she's done...but nothing to write home about - on a personal note, I think they could have done a LOT more with that.

Every other Aniston movie has basically sucked. Period. "Along Came Polly", "Bruce Almighty", "Derailed", "Rumor Has It"...whatever...just crap-grade B-rate throw-away fluff. She's not a talented actress and not very funny unless she's got an ensemble cast behind her to back her up.

It's funny...Vince Vaughn's movies suck too...he's a terrible B list actor himself, so I think they're actually a much better fit than Brad and her were...Brad is Hollywood elite and Jennifer will never be worth much better than a good romantic support for somebody in a B-Grade comedy...

I think, honestly, the problem with her movies is that she's still playing Rachel in 95% of them...and when she DOES try to break the mold ("The Good Girl", "Derailed"), she's just not talented enough to be convincing in the role.

It's really amazing how she makes so much news for doing so little. She's more famous now for being the ex Mrs. Brad Pitt than for anything else, really. And...doesn't it seem like she's marketing that angle, too? I don't for a second think she's so heartbroken that she's not sitting around figuring how to score more publicity out of it to try and boost her image and marketability just a wee bit more...to keep her face in the magazines at the check out lines for another week...

If she wasn't selling her broken heart like a car salesman...come on, this story would be over already because it's just not interesting...

So what, then? Either she's mildly hysterical about the bustup with Brad Pitt and it's playing itself out in a public forum, or she's a marketing genius selling her poor broken heart to a public who buys it up inch by inch, all while not even giving the slightest of shits. One or the other, maybe both? Who knows?

Crazy shit though...I seriously find myself hoping she just goes bat shit and shows up at Brad's wedding to Angie dressed in black, yelling and screaming and crying, attacking guests, threatening to shave her head - and then SHAVING HER HEAD...and then Angie starts crying because her perfect wedding's been trashed, Brad freaks out and runs away, Vince tries to restrain Jen and Jen kicks the shit out of him, then runs off to date Owen Wilson...

It'd all be a fuckin' riot, I tell ya...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by bueno bob
...I seriously find myself hoping she just goes bat shit and shows up at Brad's wedding to Angie dressed in black, yelling and screaming and crying, attacking guests, threatening to shave her head - and then SHAVING HER HEAD...and then Angie starts crying because her perfect wedding's been trashed, Brad freaks out and runs away, Vince tries to restrain Jen and Jen kicks the shit out of him, then runs off to date Owen Wilson...

And you say you "hate" Hollywood??? :p

[Cathedral]

Um, correct me if i'm wrong but isn't the "family" issue something that should be discussed before marriage anyway?
It's always been part of that whole compatitbility thing to me, so, i dunno about the Pitt/Aniston courtship from the beginning.

But anyway, who gives a shit about celebs with so much money they cannot touch reality anymore?
Their ego's are as over inflated as their bank accounts, but whatever, it's their lives.

Vince Vaughn is just along for the ride. now guys, we also know that a chick who is attached to someone else emotionally will never expect anything from us. so we get all the action with zero commitment and once that changes the woman is gone anyway.

I love being the rebound guy because it gives you power to make a woman do things she wouldn't before because she is trying to prove something to the ex, Jen is no different.

At the end of the day though, i'd be more comfortable with Jen than Angelina because every time i look at Jolie all i see is Billy Bob Thornton looking back at me with a hillbilly smile....much too Deliverance for me.

but Jolie isn't all bad, "She got a real perty mouth", lmmfao. *PASS*

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Um, correct me if i'm wrong but isn't the "family" issue something that should be discussed before marriage anyway?
It's always been part of that whole compatitbility thing to me, so, i dunno about the Pitt/Aniston courtship from the beginning....

Right on.

If more things (like the kids issue) would be discussed BEFORE Mariage... I think there wouldn't be so many divorces!

[Cathedral]

Absolutely true, i have walked away from some sweet women because their answer to having kids was "someday", and followed by, "When i'm ready".

I don't care who you are, you will never be 100% ready to have a child, that is a myth and it has nothing to do with money, you'll always wish you had more of it regardless, lol.

I know one gal who said she'd have kids when she could afford it.
it's 20 years later, she owns her own home, drives a Mercedes, has no husband and no kids......She still says she can't afford it.
But she likes to fuck, oh boy does she like to fuck, lmmfao....but she'll never have children now, not at this point, the money thing is just an excuse she tells herself.

It's the time to be a parent that she can't afford.

Celebrities for the most part should marry people that aren't celebrities, the odds are better if only one is in the limelight.
Of course there are exceptions like Tom Hanks and Rita Woodward, a match made in heaven.

[Matt White]

Or...If they do like PAUL NEWMAN & JOANN WOODWARD...

She gave up her film career for years to raise the kids....


She's back doing films...years after the kids left the nest.....

[Matt White]

I think it's RITA WILSON, CAT......

We were thinking the same thing.................

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Cathedral
...I know one gal who said she'd have kids when she could afford it.
it's 20 years later, she owns her own home, drives a Mercedes, has no husband and no kids......She still says she can't afford it.
But she likes to fuck, oh boy does she like to fuck, lmmfao....but she'll never have children now, not at this point, the money thing is just an excuse she tells herself....

Seems to me like she doesn't REALLY want kids that much... or maybe not at all!

Sometimes it is easier (and more socially accepted) to give "excuses" to people,
than to say flat out that you have absolutely no interest in being a parent...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Cathedral

Vince Vaughn is just along for the ride.

he's pretty hot



:drooling:

[bueno bob]

Is Vince Vaughn able to form complete sentences, yet?

Seriously...seen interviews with that dude where he makes Three Lock Rock look brilliant by comparison...