Katie Holmes: what are you wearing?

[Golden AWe]

Re: Katie Holmes: what are you wearing?

Originally posted by Matt White
The Salad Days Chronicles Mama: Looks like a bodysuit-type-device, especially made for Katie, to ensure that her fake bump doesn't fall off in public.


Were we being facetious? Kinda. Kinda not. How about you? What do you think Katie is wearing?

i wear something similar every day!!!

[jslav06]

Dude. Major Wedgie.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
once again, kindly

FACK ORF

He was right....and I was drinking "Smoking Loon"!!!:p

[FORD]

Maybe the Scientologists have special "holy underwear" like the Mormons do?

[Matt White]

We'd have to ask Mimi Rodgers aboot that...............

[MAX]

Originally posted by FORD
Maybe the Scientologists have special "holy underwear" like the Mormons do?

You mean "Jesus Jammies?" lmao

[Flash Bastard]

Nope, I don't see any Bondo on the chassis. Must be legit.

I still think Tom Cruise is a bit fruity though.

[FORD]

Maybe the real question here should be......



.... if she actually is knocked up, should she be drinking 24 ounce coffees??

And no it ain't decaf. I don't belive even rich Hollywood scientologists are going to pay $4 for a cup of unleaded.

[Diamondjimi]

Either she's preggo or in need of a serious dump.

[Matt White]

Or...BOTH

[bueno bob]

Tom Cruise will spit forth demon offspring from his brainwashed bride. This is becoming very much like "The Stand", except we're not all in Utah and Nevada...and a superflu hasn't decimated the world's population...and Tom Cruise isn't quite as intimidating as Randy Flagg...and neither Rob Lowe, Molly Ringwald or Gary Sinise has shown up to do anything...there isn't a hit song called "Baby Can You Dig Your Man?" either...

...but other than that, this is just like "The Stand".

[diamondsgirl]

Re: Re: Katie Holmes: what are you wearing?

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i wear something similar every day!!!

please post a pic! :D

[bantonelli]

Tom Cruise wants so badly for us to believe he impregnated Katie the normal way to hide the fact that all of Hollywood knows he's gay.

I really liked Katie during the Dawson's Creek time, but now she's a Scientologist on a mission for "Risky Business" becoming Hollywood's first Gay-inseminated Mama.

It's a baby Boy and they'll name it after their mutual guru....
RONNY L. HUBBARD MOPATHER (Tom's real last name)

At this point, I will not line Tom's pocketbook and see Tom Cruise flicks.

[Matt White]

Cruise can't act...he's the same guy in every movie he's ever been in........


BORING

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Tom Cruise will spit forth demon offspring from his brainwashed bride. This is becoming very much like "The Stand", except we're not all in Utah and Nevada...and a superflu hasn't decimated the world's population...and Tom Cruise isn't quite as intimidating as Randy Flagg...and neither Rob Lowe, Molly Ringwald or Gary Sinise has shown up to do anything...there isn't a hit song called "Baby Can You Dig Your Man?" either...

...but other than that, this is just like "The Stand".

Goddamnit Bob Just looked it up on IMDB.com now I want to see it :D, I love those End-Of The World because of WWIII, Accidental Nuclear Holocaust or Everybody is almost about to die type movies, Got any other movies I might like to see?