The Jerk

[Terry]

Navin. I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass!

[EbDawson]

Hey mister, don't call that dog lifesaver. Call him shithead!

[Terry]

How'd you find me?

I don't know, son. This is the first place we looked.

[Hardrock69]

Bernadette Peters was HOT!!!

[DrMaddVibe]

But I like the stuff

[sethfle]

You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

[flappo]

sir , you're our 13th customer today , you've just won a new oven mat !

[fe_lung]

Damn these glasses...


Yes Sir, I Damn Thee!

[bueno bob]

What a Larg thread!

I am SO PROUD of you all!!

[Terry]

It's a PROFIT deal! That takes the pressure off!

Step right up and win some crap!!

[Terry]

Sir, I can fix those.

You can? Well, here, FIX THOSE SUCKERS! Da da!, bom bom bom bom

[jslav06]

Die, you random son of a bitch.

[jslav06]

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days.
The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days.
And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days.
And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

[Terry]

Navin: Cover me, Mr. Hartoonian!

Mr. Hartoonain: You're covered!

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh


He hates these cans, stay away from the cans!