Alright, let's rip on the Academy Awards!

[rustoffa]

Self appreciation @ it's finest. The unedcated dipshits on parade. Gay Cowboys, etc.

Talk some shit.

[rustoffa]

It's why we go to the movies.

Go Stewart go.....

Blargh.....

[Nickdfresh]

I'll repost this:

Is it me, or is Jon STEWART sort of bombing?

[rustoffa]

I went to the original thread bro. Keep 'em both going!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I'll repost this:

Is it me, or is Jon STEWART sort of bombing?

He died it was painful.


I'm glad Clooney got an Oscar. He seems like a decent guy.

[rustoffa]

There ya go. Wallace And Grommet setting up for fucking GAY COWBOYS!

[MAX]

Originally posted by rustoffa
There ya go. Wallace And Grommet setting up for fucking GAY COWBOYS!

YEE HAW!!!

I'm tippin' my ten gallon hat to 'em.

I CAN'T QUIT YOU!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[rustoffa]

It's not even clever. I wish it'd bust out into gunfire! Like in The Bodyguard!

[MAX]

I haven't even seen the movie yet.

The jokes are an endless source of juvenile entertainment for myself though.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
I haven't even seen the movie yet.

The jokes are an endless source of juvenile entertainment for myself though.

Less is more bro.
:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Less is more bro.
:D

Ok and with that being said,

Why the fuck is it that the two "dudes" from the flick aren't nominees in the best actress categories?

I don't get it?

uhuhuhuhuh

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by MAX
Ok and with that being said,

Why the fuck is it that the two "dudes" from the flick aren't nominees in the best actress categories?

I don't get it?

uhuhuhuhuh

A huge mistake by the shock value contingent. Throw some white Patsy Cline boots in the mix?

Coo-day-graw.

[jslav06]

Jon Stewart: If we pull all get together and pull down this statue behind us, will democracy flourish in Hollywood?

Oh, Jon Stewart, you...

Are...

Hilarious...

[MAX]

Originally posted by rustoffa
A huge mistake by the shock value contingent. Throw some white Patsy Cline boots in the mix?

Coo-day-graw.

lmao :D

Willie Nelson said it best...

"I grew up a-dreamin' of bein' a cowboy,
and Lovin' the cowboy ways.
Pursuin' the life of my high-ridin' heroes,
I burned up my childhood days.
I learned of all the rules of the modern-day drifter,
Don't you hold on to nothin' too long.
Just take what you need from the ladies, then leave them,
With the words of a sad country song.
My heroes have always been cowboys.
And they still are, it seems.
Sadly, in search of, but one step in back of,
Themselves and their slow-movin' dreams.

Cowboys are special with their own brand of misery,
From being alone too long.
You could die from the cold in the arms of a nightmare,
Knowin' well that your best days are gone.
Pickin' up hookers instead of my pen,
I let the words of my years fade away.
Old worn-out saddles, and 'old worn-out memories,
With no one and no place to stay.

My heroes have always been cowboys.
And they still are, it seems.
Sadly, in search of, but one step in back of,
Themselves and their slow-movin' dreams.

Sadly, in search of, but one step in back of,
Themselves and their slow-movin' dreams."

Gives a whole new meaning to that song doesn't it? lol

Well, at least it's more of a classy song than "It's Midnight in Montana and I can't get my cock out of this sheeps ass."

[Terry]

Gets boring hearing these winners praise the movies they were in, like they were the cure for cancer or something important beyond a vehicle for them to see their already oversized egos stretched larger-than-life on a movie screen.

Pretentious twats.