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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942
    #1

    First orgasm

    I found a stash of porn when I was around puberty age. In those days that was like finding the Holly Grail or something. Anyways, I had the Playboy issue that had Suzanne Summers in it and I thought she was hot. One thing led to another and I suddenly found out how it all worked.

    After that, I got all tingley when I saw Krissy on Threes Company.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
    Tags: orgasm
    • Terry
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12222
      #2
      I was more into Lana/the MILF motif even before the term was coined (although Lana technically wasn't a Milf, but just a hot older chick I wanted to bone...I think Tripper WAS half a fag for not hitting that shit...not like his roomates were giving him any play...although I always thought Janet was kinda dykey...how the fuck did this devolve into a 3's Company post?)

      Anyway, found a Swedish Erotica mag in my Dad's bureau. Only masturbated that one time, though (and haven't stopped since)
      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32942
          #3
          Everytime I saw Suzanne Summers on Threes Company it just reminded me of the first time I blew kak. LOL! Even years later when she was doing those Thigh Master infomercials it just brought memories of my first wanking moment.

          What's funny is in my stash of porn was some Penthouse magazines and I started reading the Forums and there is all this talk about orgasms and I'm this dumb kid thinking,"Oh I managed to have one of those."LOL! Then I'm reading about multiple orgasms.

          What's funny is once it all starts, man, you are always looking for the Holly Grail of sex. I think we search our whole life for it. LOL!
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22951
              #4
              I found my first pron half hanging out of the school dumpster, 6th grade...what a grate day that was, me and my friend Eric were litterally jumping for joy at our grate fortune...
              Twistin' by the pool.

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                • blonddgirl777
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2005
                  • 5805
                  #5
                  Re: First orgasm

                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  ... I had the Playboy issue that had Suzanne Summers in...
                  Can you scan and post some pics.?
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                  [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                  Originally posted by VanHalener
                  ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                    • Mr. Vengeance
                      Full Member Status

                      • Nov 2004
                      • 4148
                      #6
                      Ask and ye shall receive blonde one...
                      Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                        • blonddgirl777
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Mar 2005
                          • 5805
                          #7
                          She was sooo pretty!
                          And still is...

                          God bless that "Thigh Master"!!!
                          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                          Originally posted by Nitro Express
                          ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                          [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                          Originally posted by VanHalener
                          ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                          Originally posted by FORD
                          ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                            • R.A Masterbator
                              #8
                              I had my first orgasm when Rikk gave me a reach around. Coooorrr Norty.

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                                • bueno bob
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 22951
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by R.A Masterbator
                                  I had my first orgasm when my older brother left a copy of his "Fathers to Sons" magazine laying around. I asked him later to re-enact some of the spreads with me...and "spread" we did...

                                  Now I'm not just a member of NAMBLA, I'm a regional manager!
                                  Twistin' by the pool.

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                                    • Terry
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 12222
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
                                      Ask and ye shall receive blonde one...
                                      I'd still stick it in her to this day, even after the sitcom she did with Patrick Duffy and everything
                                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                        • Nitro Express
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 32942
                                          #11
                                          Ahhhhhh. That old Suzzane Summers brings back the memories! I would love to post pictures but that Playboy got found and tossed by my mom years ago. LOL!
                                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                            • audiospectrum
                                              Head Fluffer
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 227
                                              #12
                                              I think mine was someone from school. I kinda liked to use both fantasy and reality together. I can remember a time when it was Fran Dresher!!! WTF??? I know, but I saw something good about her when I was a kiddo.
                                              I'm very proud of what was that band and what was that show and what it did mean to people. It disgusts me that it has turned into the complete opposite. That it now represents everything that I spoke against, that we suppoesedly represented the converse of. I don't want to have to remember that the team turned into that. Makes me question what the team was while I was a member. Was it all bullshit? If nothing else, it confirms in my mind that from my standpoint - yours truly, David Lee - not a fraction. If nothing else, this kind of morbid, wounded animal anger aimed my way has caused me to look deep into that bathroom mirror and come back to you with "my shit was legit." It was for real. And perhaps the test is time. Because here I am, a decade and a half later, haven't changed much. I look a little different, but not much. My sense of humour is about the same.

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                                                • Nickdfresh
                                                  SUPER MODERATOR

                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                  • 49646
                                                  #13
                                                  I think I saw Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island in her little "innocent" farm girl outfit, and it was all over for me...

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                                                    • diamondsgirl
                                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 7563
                                                      #14
                                                      I can sum mine up in three words:

                                                      David Lee Roth
                                                      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                                        • bueno bob
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 22951
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by audiospectrum
                                                          I think mine was someone from school. I kinda liked to use both fantasy and reality together. I can remember a time when it was Fran Dresher!!! WTF??? I know, but I saw something good about her when I was a kiddo.
                                                          Hey, don't knock it...Fran's some HOT shit still...even if she is 623 years old...

                                                          Twistin' by the pool.

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