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I been here a little over a year....back in the day I thought to myself:
"Self? That site looks like it has a buncha crazy muffukkers on it....dey don' take no shit from NOBODY! And dey's likes dat Camel Toe, and dat REAL Van Halen (not the fake versions dat been re-leasing rekkids since 1986), and dey even gots some hot babes dat kin tell duh boize tuh go and FUCK THEMSELVES too!
Hmmm...I tink dat be de place fo me tuh move into and fire up a joint while listening to some REAL music...."
And so I be here.
YOU PEOPLE...yes I said YOU PEOPLE...are a buncha cool motherfuckers.
Yes there are some exceptions.
But even the exceptions can be uh....exceptional...yeah...dat's it...exceptional at times.
I mean, we'ze even gots a forum fo' de sole poipuss o' talking shit about each other like I NEVER heard peeps be talkin.....even ME! :eek:
Ah be wanderin' aroun' over dat Front Line and once de line be crossed, it be right dangerous in deah.
Sometimes I be taken smack fum sum sumbitch, an' den I even give it bak to duh muffukkaz, but ya know whut? Dem guys would be a badass debate team!!!
Even when dey be stone dead wrong (and dishere applies to me on a rare occasion) dey still be tryin' to struggle 'round and tell ever'body DEY be's duh one dat's wrong...and so den nobody knows what the fuck is goin' on, and dey start talking shit about monkeys and fruit bats and badgers 'n' shit....
Den dere is dem stoopid muffukers...like dat baby-raper Joe Thudner....I ever see dat muffukker I am gonna beat dat dead horse until it just be a soft greasy smudge in the groun....dat boy is goin' to HAIL sumdey...dumb motherfuckah....
Where was I?
Oh....I 'amembah now...
I just wanna say I be's glad to be heah, and mosta you fuckah's are de gratest Large Bastids in the face of the whole fucking naybor-hood, baby!
posted by EllyllionsMen say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
Hardrock, I don't know how old you'll be tomorrow, but... Have yourself a hell of a nouba! Roth your heart out, bro!
posted by EllyllionsMen say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
Originally posted by Hardrock69 My 25th Anniversary of my 21st Bufday....
I gonna gets BUFDAY CAKE!!!
All right... Fxlky vjx. It is well known that great dudes have no age.
posted by EllyllionsMen say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
posted by EllyllionsMen say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
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