Happy Birthday Hardrock 69

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  • Vinnie Velvet
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2004
    • 4587

    #31
    Happy B-day, H69!!!

    All the BREAST!

    =V V=
    ole No.1 The finest
    EAT US AND SMILE

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    • Ozzy Fudd
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1667

      #32
      Have a GREAT time and stay sober.......What the Fuck did i just say?:confused: Fuck that shit Party on dude
      Roth Army MP
      Originally posted by Panamark
      Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
      or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
      Originally posted by BITEYOASS
      She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
      Originally posted by JAY HALE
      so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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      • bantonelli
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Nov 2004
        • 2629

        #33
        Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
        Here's your new avatar
        Fester and Lurch - sexy boys....You both should be great and blowing candles and bulbs

        You are both ageless wonders...
        "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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        • Diamondjimi
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2004
          • 12086

          #34
          Happy b-day !!!

          I got you some camel toe .....
          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21888

            #35
            Good lawd a'mighty!!!


            I been here a little over a year....back in the day I thought to myself:

            "Self? That site looks like it has a buncha crazy muffukkers on it....dey don' take no shit from NOBODY! And dey's likes dat Camel Toe, and dat REAL Van Halen (not the fake versions dat been re-leasing rekkids since 1986), and dey even gots some hot babes dat kin tell duh boize tuh go and FUCK THEMSELVES too!

            Hmmm...I tink dat be de place fo me tuh move into and fire up a joint while listening to some REAL music...."

            And so I be here.

            YOU PEOPLE...yes I said YOU PEOPLE...are a buncha cool motherfuckers.

            Yes there are some exceptions.

            But even the exceptions can be uh....exceptional...yeah...dat's it...exceptional at times.

            I mean, we'ze even gots a forum fo' de sole poipuss o' talking shit about each other like I NEVER heard peeps be talkin.....even ME! :eek:

            Ah be wanderin' aroun' over dat Front Line and once de line be crossed, it be right dangerous in deah.

            Sometimes I be taken smack fum sum sumbitch, an' den I even give it bak to duh muffukkaz, but ya know whut? Dem guys would be a badass debate team!!!

            Even when dey be stone dead wrong (and dishere applies to me on a rare occasion) dey still be tryin' to struggle 'round and tell ever'body DEY be's duh one dat's wrong...and so den nobody knows what the fuck is goin' on, and dey start talking shit about monkeys and fruit bats and badgers 'n' shit....

            Den dere is dem stoopid muffukers...like dat baby-raper Joe Thudner....I ever see dat muffukker I am gonna beat dat dead horse until it just be a soft greasy smudge in the groun....dat boy is goin' to HAIL sumdey...dumb motherfuckah....

            Where was I?

            Oh....I 'amembah now...

            I just wanna say I be's glad to be heah, and mosta you fuckah's are de gratest Large Bastids in the face of the whole fucking naybor-hood, baby!

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            • Jérôme Frenchise
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Nov 2004
              • 7174

              #36
              Ave Hardrock, rothituri te salutant.

              posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
              posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21888

                #37

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                • Mr Badguy
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3565

                  #38
                  Have a good one, HR.

                  One of the best posters over at the "House...".

                  Great!

                  sigpic

                  Sitting on a park bench!

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                  • Jérôme Frenchise
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 7174

                    #39
                    Hardrock, I don't know how old you'll be tomorrow, but... Have yourself a hell of a nouba! Roth your heart out, bro!
                    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                    posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21888

                      #40
                      My 25th Anniversary of my 21st Bufday....

                      I gonna gets BUFDAY CAKE!!!

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                      • Jérôme Frenchise
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 7174

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Hardrock69
                        My 25th Anniversary of my 21st Bufday....

                        I gonna gets BUFDAY CAKE!!!
                        All right... Fxlky vjx. It is well known that great dudes have no age.
                        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                        • Julius
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 720

                          #42
                          1 more day!

                          HR69... let me wish you happy b-day now while you're sober.

                          Have a grate one!

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21888

                            #43
                            Thanks.


                            HAIL CAESAR!!!

                            WE WHOM ARE ABOUT TO PARTY SALUTE YOU!!!

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                            • rustoffa
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8963

                              #44
                              Tonight's the night!

                              Happy birthday Hardrock69!

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                              • Jérôme Frenchise
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 7174

                                #45
                                Happy birthday Hardrock!

                                First, a remedy...



                                ... then the right stuff to start partying again:


                                Last edited by Jérôme Frenchise; 04-01-2006, 06:48 AM.
                                posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                                posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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