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  • Mr. Vengeance
    Full Member Status

    • Nov 2004
    • 4148
    #1

    Awww just kill me now....

    This talentless fuck banging Teri Hatcher????



    March 29, 2006

    Is Hatcher Worshiping 'Idol''s Seacrest?


    Is "Desperate Housewives" star TERI HATCHER making sweet music with "American Idol" host RYAN SEACREST?

    In the new issue of US Weekly, on newsstands Friday, the magazine reports that the two may be romantically involved after the couple was spotted being very affectionate toward one another at a Malibu, CA, restaurant last weekend.

    While pictures in the glossy show the couple kissing and an eyewitness says that Hatcher gave Seacrest a neck massage during lunch, "it's not super-serious," a source tells US. "They're not on the road to marriage or anything." In fact, another source claims that Hatcher hasn't even talked about Seacrest with her 8-year-old daughter, EMERSON.

    "They're taking it slow," says a source.

    Stay tuned to "The Insider" for more
    Stay Frosty, muthas!
    Tags: awww, kill
    • bueno bob
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 22951
      #2
      Teri Hatcher can't keep a man, anyway; her 8 year old son drives all prospective boyfriends off after they've got their fuck on to Lois Lane.

      Teri is the walking definition of "HIT IT 'N' QUIT IT"! Just ask George Clooney.

      Twistin' by the pool.

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951
          #3
          I wonder if George Clooney called her Lois while he was fucking her in the butt, anyway? Somebody should interview him and ask him that.

          Twistin' by the pool.

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            • diamondsgirl
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2004
              • 7563
              #4
              Ryan Seacrest is a cutie.

              In a "little boy" kind of way.

              Not sure what he did before Idol, but he sure is easy on the eyes.
              “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                • fryingdutchman
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4133
                  #5
                  Do you think that when Ryan is done shooting his premature ejaculate into Teri's twat he looks in her eyes and screams...

                  "SEACREST......OUT!!!"
                  Originally posted by perilouspete
                  fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59950
                      #6
                      I thought Seacrest was gay?
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22951
                          #7
                          Does Teri Hatcher still qualify as a woman?

                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • Terry
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12222
                              #8
                              Never saw the big deal with Teri Hatcher. Even less so now that she's admitting to being diddled...this is no life partner here...

                              Plus, by the looks of her, there wouldn't be anything in her fridge for me to eat on the way out afterwards, so this is a lose-lose situation here.
                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                • Mr. Vengeance
                                  Full Member Status

                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 4148
                                  #9
                                  Shit...I'd still hit it hard!!!!
                                  Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                                    • Little Texan
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 4579
                                      #10
                                      She looked really hot back when she was on MacGyver, but she's looking like an old hag these days. She's too skinny for my taste.

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