10 Reasons to hate...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Indeed...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

10 Reasons to hate...Sharon Osbourne


1) She egged Iron Maiden
Of all the bands in the world she could have egged, she picks one that has such a loyal fanbase. And the reasons she gave? "Bruce Dickinson was being very disrespectful to Americans". How? By waving a British flag during "The Trooper"? Hmmm, he seems to have been doing that since the 1980s, and nobody's egged them before. Let's face it, it was because they were upstaging your washed-up husband.

2) She ruined Ozzy's Career
I used to be a huge Ozzy fan. I've got just about everything he's ever done. But, now, because of The Osbournes (Sharon's idea), I can't listen to him without thinking of cats and dogs pissing and shitting on the carpet, and Ozzy shuffling along to clean it up.

3) Hypocrite
Have you ever seen her on "X-FACTOR" saying "I didn't sign up to do this." Yea, well, Iron Maiden didn't sign up to get pelted with eggs, things change, bitch, deal with it. Another thing, she always moans at people to be themselves, "its just not you, be yourself, not somebody else". Oh, come on, Sharon, wake up and smell the plastic surgery.

4) Repetitive
How often does she throw water at Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh?

5) Slut
She had an affair with Ozzy's late guitarist, Randy Rhoads. Bitch.

6) Plastic Surgery
Why would you spend loads on plastic surgery so that you can look like that? For fook's sake. I thought Michael Jackson looked bad. She's looks worse. Makes me feel sick. She looks like Pete Burns.

7) Her Untalented, Ugly, Big Mouthed, Sickening, Drugged Up and all around bastard Kids
Don't you hate Kelly and Jack? Why are they always on TV? Just take them back to rehab and leave them there.

8) Black Sabbath
The reason Black Sabbath haven't made a new album with Ozzy (which will be their first since 1978) is because Sharon doesn't want Ozzy to split profits equally, and instead wants him to make another godawful solo album (he hasn't been good since 1992) with hired musicians, who will only have to be paid a small amount. How much fucking money do you need?

9) Her dogs
Why does she take her dogs everywhere? Its stupid. OK, we know you have dogs, stop showing us them.

10) Total Bitch
I saw her on "X-Factor: Battle of the Stars" being a total bitch to Rebecca Loos and that posh twat. Now, OK, I'm not exactly fan of those 2 myself, but, it was just unnecesarry to be like that on a CHARITY SHOW. Bitch.


That was 10 reasons to hate Sharon Osbourne, join us next time, when we will be telling you why you should hate Kurt Cobain.

[binnie]

Hell yeah!

i'd still fuck her tho'


Cobain is definately on the list.

how about Bon Jovi after him SP?

This is turning into quite a thread.

[bueno bob]

8) Black Sabbath
The reason Black Sabbath haven't made a new album with Ozzy (which will be their first since 1978) is because Sharon doesn't want Ozzy to split profits equally, and instead wants him to make another godawful solo album (he hasn't been good since 1992) with hired musicians, who will only have to be paid a small amount. How much fucking money do you need?


.....that alone is enough...

Although with Ozzy "Protools" Osbourne's vocals these days, I'm almost glad it hasn't happened...

[binnie]

Originally posted by bueno bob
8) Black Sabbath
The reason Black Sabbath haven't made a new album with Ozzy (which will be their first since 1978) is because Sharon doesn't want Ozzy to split profits equally, and instead wants him to make another godawful solo album (he hasn't been good since 1992) with hired musicians, who will only have to be paid a small amount. How much fucking money do you need?


.....that alone is enough...


Yep, I think it would be a stinker.
Although with Ozzy "Protools" Osbourne's vocals these days, I'm almost glad it hasn't happened...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by binnie
Hell yeah!

i'd still fuck her tho'


Cobain is definately on the list.

how about Bon Jovi after him SP?

This is turning into quite a thread.

1) Thats very brave, considering she could fall to pieces at any minute
2) Yes, he is
3) Coincidentally, that was my plan all long
4) Yes, it should be stickied.

[Dave's Bitch]

Dont let unchainme see you bashing cobain...

[binnie]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
1) Thats very brave, considering she could fall to pieces at any minute
2) Yes, he is
3) Coincidentally, that was my plan all long
4) Yes, it should be stickied.

hows it goin' SP?

hope all is well?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
Dont let unchainme see you bashing cobain...

Luckily, I hit him with a sausage-he wont be giving any trouble

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by binnie
hows it goin' SP?

hope all is well?

It is going well, I recently found out that one of my exams have been leaked, so I'm currently lookig for it on the interweb.

[binnie]

LOL!

Good luck with that..........

[Dave's Bitch]

THE YOUNG BLOODS SHALL RISE AGAIN

[Shaun Ponsonby]

YES, WE SHALL.

ITS GOING TO BE HUGE

[Dave's Bitch]

Spread the word around,guess who's back in town

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
TRUE DAT.

Wow..True dat..Does that date back to the 70's like your name. Is your mom Alice or June?

BAM