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  • EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Veteran
    • Feb 2006
    • 1887

    #16
    Lounge, you're so gay.
    RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • rustoffa
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8963

      #17
      Originally posted by LoungeMachine
      There's also a dirty version of the Eats, Shoots and Leaves jokes. It takes place in a whorehouse.

      As if a panda carries that kind of cash...


      As a matter of fact they have several lunch buffets @ shoeshows here. Angry pimps have cwazy getups!
      :D

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        #18
        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
        Lounge, you're so gay.

        said EAT MY ASSHOLE

        :D :D :D
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32576

          #19
          Originally posted by rustoffa


          As a matter of fact they have several lunch buffets @ shoeshows here. Angry pimps have cwazy getups!
          :D
          Was wonderin' when Denny would come up :D
          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • Coyote
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 8185

            #20
            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
            LMAO


            This isn't about your fucking commas...

            It's about my fucking cunt.
            Something like that, albeit more twisted.

            Kinda like her...
            Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

            Originally posted by Seshmeister
            It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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            • ashstralia
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Feb 2004
              • 6566

              #21
              a dyslexic walks into a bra...

              fully (sic) m8!

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              • EAT MY ASSHOLE
                Veteran
                • Feb 2006
                • 1887

                #22
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                said EAT MY ASSHOLE

                :D :D :D
                Dude, I pity the slob who has to rim me. My shit smells so bad these days flies won't even get near it.
                RIM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                • Ally_Kat
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 7612

                  #23
                  Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                  Note to self:

                  Don't let Ally know what you're reading, because she may mock and ridicule you for admitting that after 20 years out of the classroom, it's fun and interesting to revisit certain subjects.

                  By the way, Ally. I also studied history in grades 1-12, yet am reading some fascinating books that seem to differ from American Public School text books from 20 years ago.

                  Should I burn them?


                  Nevermind.
                  It's one thing to read more indepth about an area in WWII or to examine autobiographies dealing with the Civil Rights Movement. I just don't see the point in revisting 6th Grade ELA Skills unless one is that lacking in Grammar.
                  Roth Army Militia

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    #24
                    Yes, Ally, I know.

                    You don't see the point.


                    However, we all see different points.

                    Hence, Baskin & Robbins.

                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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