Grocery Store Bandit nearly slams into DT!

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  • Douglas T.
    Full Member Status

    • Nov 2005
    • 3875

    Grocery Store Bandit nearly slams into DT!

    ...yep I was watering my lawn and a police car decides to block my street with his car ... lights flashing and all! Next another pulls up onto the median and the cop gets out and tosses SPIKE STRIPS onto the highway! I live on a corner next to a highway! Suddeny this car flies up and I see the whites of the guys eyes as he hits the spikes at about 80 mph! Sliding into the cement pole must have got his attention! Next he is surrounded by cops with their guns drawn! Check me out .... this is me FREAKIN' OUT as I have before on the news when a plane almost landed on me! You'll see here my Woody Allen eyes!



  • Dan
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12194

    #2
    On The Spot reporter D.T.,great job.

    You look freaked out yourself?
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    • Douglas T.
      Full Member Status

      • Nov 2005
      • 3875

      #3
      Little more settled by the time Channel 2 showed up!

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      • Douglas T.
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        • Nov 2005
        • 3875

        #4
        I was on a roll by the third reporter!
        :D

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        • Dan
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          • Jan 2004
          • 12194

          #5
          LOL.
          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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          • Dan
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12194

            #6
            Any Movie deals yet?:D
            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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            • binnie
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              • May 2006
              • 19145

              #7
              LOL!

              Great story, hope your not too overwhelmed!
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • Douglas T.
                Full Member Status

                • Nov 2005
                • 3875

                #8
                It was all a typical Tuesday! ... Not really! This was about six months ago! I just dug my video transfer equipment out! Stay tuned for me on the news when an airplane crashed behind my studio! You think I look like I'm freakin' here! I also am searching through a stack of vhs tapes for DAVE on Dinah Shores talk show a while back!

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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19145

                  #9
                  Cool!
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • The_KiD
                    Commando
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 1041

                    #10
                    LOL!

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                    • thome
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 6678

                      #11
                      I jus tunned in, I am buying all the Beers !

                      You Da Man.

                      Five!

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                      • Douglas T.
                        Full Member Status

                        • Nov 2005
                        • 3875

                        #12
                        THANKS! I'm thirsty too ... 90+ degrees outside today!!
                        Hey .... I made that dude crash his car with my teleconetic powers! Moved his car into the pole X-Man style!

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                        • thome
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 6678

                          #13
                          Cactus Majic Masters would agree.lol

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                          • Ozzy Fudd
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1667

                            #14
                            Jumpin Christ Brother.....You and rustoffa have some shit always happnin to ya's i want to add something you said into my signature.
                            I LMAO when you said it, it was so cool and smooth. i loved it.
                            Roth Army MP
                            Originally posted by Panamark
                            Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                            or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                            Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                            She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                            Originally posted by JAY HALE
                            so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                            • Douglas T.
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                              • Nov 2005
                              • 3875

                              #15
                              LOL! Don't encourage me! My honor OZ! Trouble seems to fit me like a glove! Can I tell ya the story behind the bullet holes in my '71 Torino fender sometime!?

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