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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59610

    Christian feeds himself to the lions

    Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God

    Mon Jun 5, 8:31 AM ET

    A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

    "The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

    "A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

    The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
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  • Coyote
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8185

    #2
    Wow...

    A true believer, but truly an idiot.
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    • Ally_Kat
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7612

      #3
      Re: Christian feeds himself to the lions

      Originally posted by FORD
      'God will save me, if he exists'
      Someone obviously didn't learn from Peter's walking on water episode.
      That and you shouldn't test God.
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      • Redballjets88
        Full Member Status

        • Mar 2005
        • 4469

        #4
        true that
        R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

        hopefully God will ressurect you

        "i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S


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        • Douglas T.
          Full Member Status

          • Nov 2005
          • 3875

          #5
          Originally posted by Ally_Kat
          Someone obviously didn't learn from Peter's walking on water episode.
          That and you shouldn't test God.
          Yep yep! Right on!

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21897

            #6
            Well, apparently God does not exist...for THAT guy...

            He deserved to die. It is part of Mother Nature's weeding out process.

            He suffered from Terminal Stoopidity.

            Fucking dumbass!!!

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            • m_dixon1984
              Foot Soldier
              • Aug 2004
              • 636

              #7
              I just love how man eating lions have stayed immune to the teachings of Christ. Or maybe I'm wrong...it's possible that the lion was praying for a decent meal and just got his request in early. Either way he was feeling blessed, I'm sure (blessed/sated all the same to a lion).

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              • Diamondjimi
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2004
                • 12086

                #8
                What a Maroon !
                Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19145

                  #9
                  I think we have a Darwin award winner, right there!
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21897

                    #10
                    LAST year there was some fucking idiot who jumped in the lion pen in Taiwan...doing the same thing! He was trying to convert the Lions to Christianity.

                    That fucking idiot survived....

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                    • binnie
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2006
                      • 19145

                      #11
                      The world lost a moron, I think we all feel a little better.


                      The fact the Lion killed him, is proof that there is a God in my book...


                      One with a sense of humour.
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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21897

                        #12
                        The more stupid people the LOR-DUH! taketh away, the better for the rest of us....

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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19145

                          #13
                          AMEN!
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                          • The_KiD
                            Commando
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 1041

                            #14
                            Fookin Snake Handler...

                            Farewell!

                            KiD

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                            • binnie
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2006
                              • 19145

                              #15
                              Am I the only one who thinks it would make a really great TV show?
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