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I'm sick and tired of wild animals.
Basically, it's a load of fucking horseshit. Wild animals are bound and determined to interject their their non-reasoning bullshit into my existence, and it sucks.
I fully realize that alot of you could give a fuck less about my Mutual Of Omaha crap...lemme tell ya, I wish it wouldn't happen.
Fuck the flying squirrels, fuck the goddamn snakes....
Fuck 'em all.
Wanna hear the latest? A coyote is DEAD, and I'm bleeding. I didn't get bitten or anything....just fell into a metal desk.....maybe I'm concussed?
Back to the coyote being dead....the little woman informed me like an hour ago that some dog was howling....maybe it was two hours' ago? I remember telling her to hold off on walking our dog. Yep, "dog" as in singular....see, his momma died a couple weeks back, and he's been an introverted motherfucker for a couple weeks....LITERALLY....double-bred shit.
She didn't walk him or anything....he walked himself....straight through a busted storm door. Crash-Boom_bam.
I busted my fucking ass trying to break him off this skinny coyote's dead carcass. Hit my head on a metal desk. I threw the stupid motherfucking carcass in the lake....swim with the fishes motherfucker.
That's it.
Over and out.
I fully realize that alot of you could give a fuck less about my Mutual Of Omaha crap...lemme tell ya, I wish it wouldn't happen.
Fuck the flying squirrels, fuck the goddamn snakes....
Fuck 'em all.
Wanna hear the latest? A coyote is DEAD, and I'm bleeding. I didn't get bitten or anything....just fell into a metal desk.....maybe I'm concussed?
Back to the coyote being dead....the little woman informed me like an hour ago that some dog was howling....maybe it was two hours' ago? I remember telling her to hold off on walking our dog. Yep, "dog" as in singular....see, his momma died a couple weeks back, and he's been an introverted motherfucker for a couple weeks....LITERALLY....double-bred shit.
She didn't walk him or anything....he walked himself....straight through a busted storm door. Crash-Boom_bam.
I busted my fucking ass trying to break him off this skinny coyote's dead carcass. Hit my head on a metal desk. I threw the stupid motherfucking carcass in the lake....swim with the fishes motherfucker.
That's it.
Over and out.
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