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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    #31
    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
    I stepped out my front door and there was one on my doorstep!! :eek:

    I almost stepped on that nasty thing. They are sooo friggin ugly with those beady eyes. I freaked out and it just waddled away. Ugh.

    How many have you intentionally run over with your car?
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • Douglas T.
      Full Member Status

      • Nov 2005
      • 3875

      #32
      Originally posted by FORD
      Give him a bath in tomato juice. It should work just as well, and he won't get any shit from the other dogs in the neighborhood for it, like he would for getting douched.
      I thik I remember trying that before! We have since moved into the city so it's just CRANES(4 ft tall birds) in my KOI pond in the AM and DUCKS at my doorstep after work!

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      • LoungeMachine
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 32576

        #33
        Originally posted by FORD
        Give him a bath in tomato juice. It should work just as well, and he won't get any shit from the other dogs in the neighborhood for it, like he would for getting douched.


        This was an episode of The Partridge Family.


        Mr. Kincaide had to find enough tomato juice for Danny to bathe in.







        and then they played a song
        Originally posted by Kristy
        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
        Originally posted by cadaverdog
        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58803

          #34
          Yeah, I knew I had seen it on TV somewhere. Couldn't remember if it was the Partridge Family, Brady Bunch, or Eight Is Enough. They all had older brothers who thought they could sing.
          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • MAX
            Rotharmy Gladiator

            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 13001

            #35
            Originally posted by FORD
            Yeah, I knew I had seen it on TV somewhere. Couldn't remember if it was the Partridge Family, Brady Bunch, or Eight Is Enough. They all had older brothers who thought they could sing.
            Orrrrrrrr..........

            Going along with your current av and one of my all time favorite shows. There was the one episode where a valet who parked Jerry's car haunted the car with B.O. and the smell "attatched" itself to anyone in the car.

            Remember that one?

            Eliane had to ultimately do the tomato juice thing to get the stench out of her hair.
            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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            • SensibleShoes

              #36
              Originally posted by FORD
              Give him a bath in tomato juice. It should work just as well, and he won't get any shit from the other dogs in the neighborhood for it, like he would for getting douched.
              Men. Just like the crap of "oh I CAN'T neuter my dog, he'd be emasculated, and scarred for life". Jesus Christ.

              Tomato juice does not work as well. But if you want to use gallons of the shit versus one little bottle of clear stuff, makes no difference to me. I will caution you that if your dog is white, he will end up pink. Now how are the other dogs in the neighborhood going to react to THAT?

              HMMMMM?

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              • Northern Girl
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 3958

                #37
                I love Peppy Le Pew
                Same ole song and dance...

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                • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                  Full Member Status

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4372

                  #38
                  IT WAS A BLACK MAN!

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                  • Northern Girl
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3958

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Northern Girl
                    I bet Stoff will have a story to share, and I bet it will involve a gun. :eek: :p
                    Stoff let me down. I'm going to bed disappointed.


                    :p
                    Same ole song and dance...

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