Women! Know Your Limits

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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    #16
    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    You told me you were discreet.

    That it was just between us.

    You'd never post details.


    Trollop
    Now there ya go , see....women do talk about their sex romps to their friends.lol
    Last edited by Ozzy Fudd; 09-13-2006, 09:38 PM.
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35212

      #17
      Originally posted by Sweet Irony
      Well, I guess we ladies must learn to let our 'natural sweetness' SHINE THROUGH!!!



      What a concept!




      Hey SI when did you have the humor bypass surgery?

      Did they throw in the satire muffler for free?
      Last edited by Seshmeister; 09-13-2006, 09:44 PM.

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      • blonddgirl777
        ROCKSTAR

        • Mar 2005
        • 5805

        #18
        Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
        Now there ya go , see....women do talk about their sex romps to their friends.lol

        What could have made anyone beleive that we didn't?
        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
        Originally posted by Nitro Express
        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
        Originally posted by VanHalener
        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
        Originally posted by FORD
        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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        • SensibleShoes

          #19
          Originally posted by blonddgirl777
          And I'm glad I never got that one...
          Depends on who says it.........

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          • binnie
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • May 2006
            • 19145

            #20
            I used to watch that show religiously!
            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19145

              #21
              Originally posted by Ellyllions
              Oh I know my limits. He pulled his pants down and it was HUGE! Too Huge!

              I put my panties back on....see, I know my limits.
              I get that reaction all the time!
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • Ellyllions
                Veteran
                • Mar 2006
                • 2012

                #22
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                You told me you were discreet.

                That it was just between us.

                You'd never post details.


                Trollop
                Be proud baby. At least I didn't tell them that you had only one tiny ball.


                OOPS!
                "If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace." - Hamilton Fish

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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19145

                  #23
                  Ellylions, you're fiesty!!
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • Ellyllions
                    Veteran
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 2012

                    #24
                    yap yap yap
                    That's all I do...well, when I'm not chasing my tail.

                    How's Binnie this fine day?
                    "If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace." - Hamilton Fish

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                    • Hercule_Poirot
                      Roth Army Recruit
                      • Nov 2005
                      • 10

                      #25
                      a very interesting discusion

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19145

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Ellyllions


                        How's Binnie this fine day?
                        Excellent thank-you!

                        Handed in my thesis a couple of days ago and am currently in a state of "what did I used to do before all of this writing?".

                        But lots of time to kill (I have a month off until I start my next project) so I get to spend time with my girlfriend and generally relax.

                        Only downside is that I have ripped all of my left shoulder muscles doing weights, but you can't have everything, right?

                        Hope all is well with you?
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                        • Ellyllions
                          Veteran
                          • Mar 2006
                          • 2012

                          #27
                          Sounds like progress in your world. Well, with the exception of the ripped shoulder muscles. Yeouch!

                          We're fair-to-middlin' on this end.
                          Thanks for asking.
                          "If our country is worth dying for in time of war let us resolve that it is truly worth living for in time of peace." - Hamilton Fish

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                          • Sweet Irony
                            She's the Woman
                            Sniper
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 870

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Seshmeister
                            Hey SI when did you have the humor bypass surgery?

                            Did they throw in the satire muffler for free?

                            Awwwww Sesh....that post came out all wrong!
                            It was kidding-sarcastic-rebellion.....gone awry I guess---

                            I thought the bit was very funny---especially the overloaded short curcuiting brain--I think all women feel that way sometimes and it has nothing to do with taking in info!

                            heres to ya Sesh....always on the ball...
                            ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....

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                            • blonddgirl777
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Mar 2005
                              • 5805

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Ellyllions
                              Be proud baby. At least I didn't tell them that you had only one tiny ball.


                              OOPS!
                              It's O.K. Elly...
                              We knew that already!
                              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                              [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                              Originally posted by VanHalener
                              ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                              Originally posted by FORD
                              ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                              • Nickdfresh
                                SUPER MODERATOR

                                • Oct 2004
                                • 49219

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Ellyllions
                                Be proud baby. At least I didn't tell them that you had only one tiny ball.


                                OOPS!
                                Most people can figure that out without actually seeing it.















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