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There are some funny quotes on that site. I love it so much.
New Yorker: ...and then the tourists paused near the construction of the New York Times' new building, and one, who was I guess their leader, pointed to it and said, "Everyone, that's Ground Zero."
"Girl #1: You know how deodorant gives you cancer?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Well, I'd rather take the risk, because nobody's going to like you for being smelly.
--R train"
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And people still glare at me when I say that the vast majority of the problems involving the human race could easily be solved with the use of a large stick...
Seriously, d'you think it'd be fair to arrest someone just for bashing Girl #1's head to a pulp? It's not like she's using it or anything...
"Teen girl #1: Last night I thought the lights were flicking on and off in my room.
Teen girl #2: Was there something wrong with the electricity?
Teen girl #1: No, I realized it was just me opening and closing my eyes.
Nice Hat, Though
Preppy guy #1: Oh, man, I can't believe you. You're just such a... a gay cowboy.
Preppy guy #2: Haha, Brian's* not a cowboy.
Brian*: Oh, thanks, dude. Thanks.
At Least They're in Favor of Painful Ass Sex
Queer: So, I guess I'm officially part of the Bank of America family now, but I don't really feel like I am.
Fag hag: What do you mean?
Queer: It's like my mom married into it, and now I'm the Bank of America's ignored stepchild.
Girl #1: How often do you get wet?
Girl #2: Oh my god, we're in public!
Girl #1: Well, I was just wondering, because everybody back home thinks you're such a slut!
Girl #2: Piss off! At least I'm not a fire crotch!
Girl #1: Don't you ever call me that ever again, or I'll delete you off my Top Eight on MySpace!
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