Man fucks his girlfriend's dead dog in the street.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by binnie
Do we know what kind of dog it was?

This kind?...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
This kind?...

Then it would be Necro-FiFi-a.

[Dan]

Originally posted by bastardog
I think the guy was Joe Thunder........and that he was so drunk that confuse the dead dog (by its odor) with his boyfriend

LOL

[binnie]

Imagine having dog shit on your dick!

[Hardrock69]

Necro-FiFi-a.....LMFAO!!!

[Seshmeister]

It was a black lab.

http://www.thefridayproject.co.uk/hi/tft/culture_and_society/002259.php

WAWIBF... Crimes Against Nature


27 October 2006


There can be few people in the world to have had a more humiliating, depressing time of it of late than the girlfriend of 44-year-old Michigan man, Ronald Kuch. First of all, her beloved black Labrador dog went missing. She didn't find out until four or five days later that he'd actually been hit by a car and was lying dead on a road in front of a nearby day centre. Her boyfriend Ronald found the dog. He must have been very fond of the dog too, for he felt compelled there and then to grieve for the dog in the only way he knew how. He got down on his knees and took the dog in his arms. No doubt with tears stinging his cheeks, he then undid his trousers and pulled aside his pants, took out his engorged phallus and entered Lucky, proceeding to pleasure him vigorously, perhaps in the vain hope that he could hump the dead dog back to life. (We're assuming the dog's name was Lucky. Life's like that.)

Sadly, Ronald's attempt to resuscitate a cherished pet was misinterpreted by the residents of the day care centre who gazed on, aghast. On being approached by a local Animal Control Officer, Ronald was forced to cut short Lucky's treatment, push the officer to one side and scamper off. He was apprehended a short time later cowering in his girlfriend's attic.

Ronald's girlfriend must be very disappointed. That's not really the kind of behaviour you want from your partner. If Mr Darcy found your dog dead in the street, fucking it would most probably be the furthest thing from his mind. But Ronald Kuch ain't no Mr Darcy. On November 6th Kuch will appear in court. In Michigan the charge of crimes against nature carries a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. Which, we have to say, seems a lot. The dog *was* dead. Bestial necrophilia has got to be better than bestial rape. Not as bad, rather. Not good obviously. But 15 years? Oy.

Moral: Let sleeping dogs lie. Don't fuck 'em.

[Seshmeister]

Here's a pic of him.




Can anyone find what sentence he got?

[Lqskdiver]

Originally posted by bueno bob
LMAO

Somebody needs to change the fuckin' rules around here so that I can vote for you twice.

That would fall in line with the Democratic Voter Card rules. Maybe Lounge can hook you up with his.

As far as the why...maybe the guy was just getting back at his girlfriend. Who said pay back was a bitch?
:confused:

[Lqskdiver]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Here's a pic of him.




Can anyone find what sentence he got?

I'd say 15 years in the doghouse.

[binnie]

Whoa, he looks like he has fleas!

[FREDERICK BLAH]

'Dat is quite creepy, 'dat is right dere.Blah

And not a good creepy, like 'da Count!Blah

[NATEDOG001976]

Anyone seen my dog?

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Here's a pic of him.




Can anyone find what sentence he got?

Now it's very clear. There just happened to be a dead dog there in that garden.

It could as well have been a dead guinea pig. :eek:

[binnie]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Anyone seen my dog?

Quite possibly the best post in this thread!

Funny shit!