if you lost both hands...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I would use my injury to get sympathy from chicks so they would fuck me and I wouldn't have to masturbate.

With no hands at all?
Good Luck!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Rat Salade
i'd get ribs removed or vertebrae removed to be able to blow myself

There you go!

[Rat Salade]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
There you go!

i'd never leave the house....no guy would leave the house...

"Hey man, just seeing if you wanna go bowling!"

"Nah, i'm a little pre-occupied, thanks for the offer!"

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
With no hands at all?
Good Luck!

I thought girls were supposed to be caring and sympathetic

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
I thought girls were supposed to be caring and sympathetic

Well... I can't speak for others but let's just say that we all have our own limits!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
... caring and sympathetic

And as far as I'm concerned, those 2 feelings where never what could have triggered a turn on...

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
And as far as I'm concerned, those 2 feelings where never what could have triggered a turn on...

So when you're at your most un-caring and un-sympathetic towards a man you're most likely to be turned on?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
So when you're at your most un-caring and un-sympathetic towards a man you're most likely to be turned on?

It's hard to say... it never happened...
But I don't see myself doin'it out of sympathy (unless we're talking about Johnny Depp, of course)...

[NATEDOG001976]

Shot me if I lose my hands....

[jharp84]

Originally posted by Rat Salade
i'd never leave the house....no guy would leave the house...

"Hey man, just seeing if you wanna go bowling!"

"Nah, i'm a little pre-occupied, thanks for the offer!"

5 stars! If that shit still exists!

[jharp84]

Re: Re: Re: if you lost both hands...

Originally posted by Cato
no. masturbation must be done alone because it's masturbation.

CLASSIC! :bottle:

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by ashstralia
i would rub myself up against attractive women,
at least until they became soggy....

I'd be a mud slammer waiting patiently for the rain to come and turn the pile of dirt in the back yard into mud.
What will my poor neighbors think when they look out of their dining room window and see me getting it on with a mud pile?