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  • blonddgirl777
    ROCKSTAR

    • Mar 2005
    • 5805

    #16
    Originally posted by Tiki-Tom
    Yeah. It's illegal to eat pussy in some states...
    L.O.L.

    I heard weird things like that (illegal sodomie, fellation etc...)
    W.T.F.?

    I always wondered... who gets arrested for that, and how do the authorities find out?
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    Originally posted by Nitro Express
    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
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    Originally posted by VanHalener
    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
    Originally posted by FORD
    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      #17
      Watch what you eat or have eaten in America

      Originally posted by blonddgirl777
      L.O.L.

      I heard weird things like that (illegal sodomie, fellation etc...)
      W.T.F.?

      I always wondered... who gets arrested for that, and how do the authorities find out?
      Virginia

      Statute

      § 18.2-361 Crimes against nature

      A. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B.

      B. Any person who carnally knows by the anus or by or with the mouth his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, brother or sister, or father or mother shall be guilty of a Class 5 felony. However, if a parent or grandparent commits any such act with his child or grandchild and such child or grandchild is at least thirteen but less than eighteen years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent shall be guilty of a Class 3 felony.

      History

      The Sensibilities of Our Forefathers
      1625 Richard Cornish is hanged for sodomy with another man in Virginia. This is the first known death sentence for sodomy in the American colonies, although it is unclear if there was legal authority for the sentence.

      1777 A committee works on a revised set of criminal law for Virginia. Thomas Jefferson and other liberals attempt to have the death penalty for sodomy replaced by castration for men and boring a hole through the nose of a woman. The committee rejects their suggestion and retains the death penalty.

      1812 The Virginia Supreme Court is the first in the nation to decide that emission of semen is not necessary to complete an act of sodomy. This rejects English law on the subject and almost all U.S. courts later follow Virginia’s lead.

      1916 The Virginia legislature expands the state’s sodomy law to cover oral sex and makes the oral sex provision applicable only to people of the same sex. After the Virginia Supreme Court follows the law and reverses a heterosexual sodomy conviction, the legislature broadens the law to cover opposite-sex sodomy as well.

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      Last edited by VanHalener; 01-07-2007, 03:17 AM.
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      • vh rides again
        Commando
        • Dec 2006
        • 1058

        #18
        yeah my old ladys pussy, she was 16 i was 17, highly illegal in the state of illinois.

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21898

          #19
          I find that to be truly assinine.....like all the fuckers who voted that law in never got a blowjob or a slurpee....


          Pu-LEEZ!!!


          That is one of the most idiotic and hypocritical things I have seen in years.

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          • SparkieD
            Veteran
            • Sep 2006
            • 1772

            #20
            Maybe they did it for the excitement factor. You know, like how much more fun it can be when you do something you aren't supposed to do. They just weren't excited enough that they were going to even get that hummer.
            Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.
            Originally posted by rustoffa
            Three words. WE WERE THERE.

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            • PutOutTheLights
              Groupie
              • Jan 2007
              • 54

              #21
              Ya mom.

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              • binnie
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2006
                • 19145

                #22
                What other things are illegal to eat?
                The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                • blonddgirl777
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2005
                  • 5805

                  #23
                  Re: Watch what you eat or have eaten in America

                  Originally posted by vanhalener
                  ... History

                  The Sensibilities of Our Forefathers
                  1625 Richard Cornish is hanged for sodomy with another man in Virginia. This is the first known death sentence for sodomy in the American colonies, although it is unclear if there was legal authority for the sentence.

                  1777 A committee works on a revised set of criminal law for Virginia. Thomas Jefferson and other liberals attempt to have the death penalty for sodomy replaced by castration for men and boring a hole through the nose of a woman. The committee rejects their suggestion and retains the death penalty.

                  1812 The Virginia Supreme Court is the first in the nation to decide that emission of semen is not necessary to complete an act of sodomy. This rejects English law on the subject and almost all U.S. courts later follow Virginia’s lead.

                  1916 The Virginia legislature expands the state’s sodomy law to cover oral sex and makes the oral sex provision applicable only to people of the same sex. After the Virginia Supreme Court follows the law and reverses a heterosexual sodomy conviction, the legislature broadens the law to cover opposite-sex sodomy as well...

                  Uncle Sam controls your ass holes!


                  Last edited by blonddgirl777; 01-08-2007, 09:57 AM.
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                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                  [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                  Originally posted by VanHalener
                  ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                  • blonddgirl777
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2005
                    • 5805

                    #24
                    Originally posted by binnie
                    What other things are illegal to eat?
                    Buggers should be!
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                    Originally posted by Nitro Express
                    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                    Originally posted by VanHalener
                    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32942

                      #25
                      Wyoming is pretty liberal on everything. We can have fireworks that are illegal in most states. We have no state income tax. All the state gun laws fit on a half sheet of paper.

                      With all the ranchers and cowboys, I'm sure ass fucking and animal sodomy is legal here.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Little Texan
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4579

                        #26
                        Re: Watch what you eat or have eaten in America

                        Originally posted by vanhalener
                        B. Any person who carnally knows by the anus or by or with the mouth his daughter or granddaughter, son or grandson, brother or sister, or father or mother shall be guilty of a Class 5 felony. However, if a parent or grandparent commits any such act with his child or grandchild and such child or grandchild is at least thirteen but less than eighteen years of age at the time of the offense, such parent or grandparent shall be guilty of a Class 3 felony.

                        So, I guess you can legally fuck an aunt, uncle, or female or male cousin in the ass in Virginia? :D

                        Arkansinians would frown if they had such a law! :D

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                        • Take 'Em
                          Head Fluffer
                          • May 2005
                          • 311

                          #27
                          Don't rule out a Smokin Hot GILF mother in law

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