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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667
    #1

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    The wife and i were sitting in the liveing room discussing what i want should i ever wind up in a vegative state.


    I told her unplug the power to my life support....


    And stop all fluids..


    So she unplugged the TV.


    Then went to the kitchen dumped out all my Guinness


    Man She Is Such A Bitch
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
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    • Coyote
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8185
      #2
      Maybe she was tryin' to tell you something, Ozzy...
      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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        • Jérôme Frenchise
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Nov 2004
          • 7220
          #3
          Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
          The wife and i were sitting in the liveing room discussing what i want should i ever wind up in a vegative state.


          I told her unplug the power to my life support....


          And stop all fluids..


          So she unplugged the TV.


          Then went to the kitchen dumped out all my Guinness


          Man She Is Such A Bitch
          Don't complain, Ozz. You've got a wife at least.

          My baby's just left my home because she starts work at 7:00 am tomorrow (it's 12:30 am here), we've been beatin' round the bush (no pun intended, I don't even know if she shaves there or not :D - but I'm sure she does) for four months, I told her I couldn't close my eyes since we last saw each other last Monday, and she said she couldn't either.
          She came up at 4:30 pm today, stayed for 8 hours, yet we didn't step the slightest inch forward physically. She cried at some point for a particular reason after I told her I would always be there for her - and I will.
          I mean, it's been months since I've had her in my mind from the moment I open my eyes in the morning till my last second of conscience before I sleep (when I can), so...

          So, Ozz... Please, take the measure of how lucky you are to be able to traet your wife a "bitch" with your tongue in you cheek. Really. You bastard.
          posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
          posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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            • Ozzy Fudd
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1667
              #4
              My brother in law sent this to me. i laughed like hell i but guinness in instead of Budwiser
              Roth Army MP
              Originally posted by Panamark
              Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
              or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
              Originally posted by BITEYOASS
              She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
              Originally posted by JAY HALE
              so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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