A Dog told me to 'fuck off' the other day!

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  • Vinnie Velvet
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2004
    • 4661

    A Dog told me to 'fuck off' the other day!

    YES!!

    A FUCKING DOG!!!



    Am I losing my mind or what?????
    =V V=
    ole No.1 The finest
    EAT US AND SMILE
  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12749

    #2
    Those dogs are trickier than most people expect. Do you think they shit on the sidewalks just because? Nooooo, sonny. They do it so they can sit around and watch people tread on 'em. And often with their friends around and laffing at your expense, too.

    They're still better than cats, though. Boy, the stories I could tell you about them cats.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    • Vinnie Velvet
      Full Member Status

      • Feb 2004
      • 4661

      #3
      I hear ya I.S.

      Not sure where this came from, I was just strolling by my neighbor's house and the dog shouts out "Hey! Fuck Off!"

      I was bewildered to say the least.
      =V V=
      ole No.1 The finest
      EAT US AND SMILE

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      • Jérôme Frenchise
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Nov 2004
        • 7218

        #4
        One word, bro: cheers! :bottle:

        :D Don't you mind about them crazy dogs, you got it right - they're just wrong! Just let 'em bark 'n' shit on the sidewalk. :D

        :bottle:

        PS: I'm drinking more or less the same stuff.

        :bottle:
        posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
        posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22951

          #5
          This sounds rather disturbing.
          Twistin' by the pool.

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20569

            #6
            PUnt that dog like a football next time......


            Damn Dog

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12194

              #7
              Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
              YES!!

              A FUCKING DOG!!!



              Am I losing my mind or what?????
              I will have some of that Shit you are Smoking.
              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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              • VanHalener
                ROCKSTAR

                • Nov 2006
                • 5451

                #8
                Save paper. Roll blunts. Pet talkng dogs.
                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                • VanHalener
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5451

                  #9
                  But seriously, I think I know this animal that is troubling you. He likes talking. It happens to be his only abnormality. You do not need to fear him. It's just difficult having a coversation with him while he's licking his ass and balls.
                  ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                  • Matt White
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 20569

                    #10
                    A Dog is a Dog is a Dog is a Dog........


                    Throw him a bone and he'll shut his yapper......

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                    • Anonymous
                      Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 12749

                      #11
                      Originally posted by vanhalener
                      But seriously, I think I know this animal that is troubling you. He likes talking. It happens to be his only abnormality. You do not need to fear him. It's just difficult having a coversation with him while he's licking his ass and balls.
                      Why would you wanna talk to someone who's licking his ass and balls in the first place?

                      No offense, but I think there's something very weird about you.

                      And it ain't Cheerios!

                      Cheers! :bottle:

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                      • LoungeMachine
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 32576

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                        Why would you wanna talk to someone who's licking his ass and balls in the first place?

                        Kinda figured thunder would come into this converstaion eventually.
                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                        Originally posted by cadaverdog
                        I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • Vinnie Velvet
                          Full Member Status

                          • Feb 2004
                          • 4661

                          #13
                          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                          Kinda figured thunder would come into this converstaion eventually.
                          LOL!!
                          =V V=
                          ole No.1 The finest
                          EAT US AND SMILE

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                          • Vinnie Velvet
                            Full Member Status

                            • Feb 2004
                            • 4661

                            #14
                            Hey, I think this is why the little fucker was so mean to me.

                            A few weeks ago -- along the same street --- I saw another dog running real fast down the sidewalk.

                            So I stuck my foot out and the dog took quite a tumble -- it was hilarious.

                            At the corner of my eye, I noticed the said dog that later told me to 'fuck off'.

                            Me thinks he was pissed at me tripping one his homies on the sidewalk that day.

                            OMFG!!!
                            =V V=
                            ole No.1 The finest
                            EAT US AND SMILE

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                            • VanHalener
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5451

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                              Why would you wanna talk to someone who's licking his ass and balls in the first place?

                              No offense, but I think there's something very weird about you.

                              And it ain't Cheerios!

                              Cheers! :bottle:
                              And you are a little slow, halfwit. It's a fucking TALKING DOG man. I didn't want to talk to it, but it just kept talking to me.

                              BAM. Have some stars. Now tell the dog to lick is nuts in private.
                              Last edited by VanHalener; 02-12-2007, 12:31 AM.
                              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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