A Dog told me to 'fuck off' the other day!

[Matt White]

Easy kids...we're all wearing dockers...............

[VanHalener]

This is why dogs are telling humans where to go...

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[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Hey, I think this is why the little fucker was so mean to me.

A few weeks ago -- along the same street --- I saw another dog running real fast down the sidewalk.

So I stuck my foot out and the dog took quite a tumble -- it was hilarious.

That's pretty harsh, man. Dropping a 4legger in the middle of a full on scramble.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Matt White
Easy kids...we're all wearing dockers...............

Silly question here,But What are Dockers?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Dan
Silly question here,But What are Dockers?

Pants for closeted gay men who are now too old to pull off wearing jeans. But don't rate high enough for dress slacks.

I'm here to help, Dan-o :D

[Dan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Pants for closeted gay men who are now too old to pull off wearing jeans. But don't rate high enough for dress slacks.

I'm here to help, Dan-o :D

Thanks Lounge.

We don't have Dockers in N.Z that I know of.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by vanhalener
And you are a little slow, halfwit. It's a fucking TALKING DOG man. I didn't want to talk to it, but it just kept talking to me.

BAM. Have some stars. Now tell the dog to lick is nuts in private.

Grate stuff. When I got to the BAM part I thought Thorman was replying to me. Had to double check your username. :D

Here's a few stars back at ya - or karma points, as some people like to call them.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Hey, I think this is why the little fucker was so mean to me.

A few weeks ago -- along the same street --- I saw another dog running real fast down the sidewalk.

So I stuck my foot out and the dog took quite a tumble -- it was hilarious.

At the corner of my eye, I noticed the said dog that later told me to 'fuck off'.

Me thinks he was pissed at me tripping one his homies on the sidewalk that day.

OMFG!!!

See? What did I told you? But if he takes a shit on the sidewalk and you step on it, he and his homies will roll over laughing their arses off.

However, you trip one of 'em, and they all turn against you.

I think it's racism - pure and simple.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Matt White]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Pants for closeted gay men who are now too old to pull off wearing jeans. But don't rate high enough for dress slacks.

I'm here to help, Dan-o :D

Kip......just because you miss the spandex of your youth...:p

[binnie]

A dog told you to fuck off?

What were you trying to do to it?

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by binnie
A dog told you to fuck off?

What were you trying to do to it?

Bin,

I didn't do anything to it.

I think he got pissed at me for tripping one of his buds few days prior.

Oh the humanity!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Pants for closeted gay men who are now too old to pull off wearing jeans. But don't rate high enough for dress slacks.

I'm here to help, Dan-o :D

What the fuck happened to all your quotes?!?

[binnie]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Bin,

I didn't do anything to it.

I think he got pissed at me for tripping one of his buds few days prior.

Oh the humanity!

That's one of the oddest thing's I've heard in a while.

Wonder what he'd have done if you'd kicked his buddy?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by binnie
That's one of the oddest thing's I've heard in a while.

Wonder what he'd have done if you'd kicked his buddy?

He'd have hit him with a banjo.

[bueno bob]

Yup...wasn't too long back that Bob's daughter finally confessed her TRUE feelings about me...

It was quite dramatic!