Rotharmy Celebrity Roast

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Terry
Tailgunner, hetero-wannabe, shameless Wolfie apologist or CVH purist, WARF has just been around too long and contributed too many posts/threads of incalculable value to be dismissed because of katys bizarre fixations...

I mean, razz the guy in good fun, but god bless the fruity bastard just the same.

Exactly.

Could we somehow convince you to tell the group the story of when you and WARF saw Brokeback Mountain together and he kept getting hit on?

In front of you, no less.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Exactly.

Could we somehow convince you to tell the group the story of when you and WARF saw Brokeback Mountain together and he kept getting hit on?

In front of you, no less.

Always thought WARF was a bit bi-polar, but Jesus...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Coyote
Before I aim my compliments to the man of the hour, I gotta give props to Lounge.
I didn't think his busy schedule of relentless roadwork with Winger would allow him to set this shit up in the first place.
Which says a lot about Winger's demand on the market these days.

:

Listen, fruitcup.

It's not that we've lost popularity.....

It's that we've become very picky about who we'll let be fans.

WARF for example made the cut. The mullet sealed it.

YOU on the other hand are not on our list anymore.

You'll have to chase MILF elsewhere, amigo

[Coyote]

Shit, I quoted the wrong post...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Hey, you guys shouldn't be picking on WARF! not when Katydid obviously hacked into his account and started posting all that "Jeezus will helps ya" nonsense.



You big meanies! I'm taking WARF's side on this one.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Coyote
Always thought WARF was a bit bi-polar, but Jesus...

Well, I heard he IS into poles... but bi-polar? You think he can take on TWO poles at once?

Dear me! I never would've thought!

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Six Degrees of WARF

I once dated a woman, who had an interior design firm, who hired someone named Horace to lay tile, who happened to be laying WARF.

In 3 no less.

Beat THAT.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby

Why, you rascal!

What's that supposed to mean?

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Coyote
Always thought WARF was a bit bi-polar, but Jesus...

No Roast of WARF would be cuntplete without a message from Jesus Himself......

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Why, you rascal!

What's that supposed to mean?

Cheers! :bottle:

It's supposed to mean if you're not gonna say anything cruel, don't say anything at all.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Listen, fruitcup.

It's not that we've lost popularity.....

It's that we've become very picky about who we'll let be fans.

WARF for example made the cut. The mullet sealed it.

YOU on the other hand are not on our list anymore.

You'll have to chase MILF elsewhere, amigo

Yeah. Bon Jovi tickets cost, but I'd say they're worth it.

[Terry]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Exactly.

Could we somehow convince you to tell the group the story of when you and WARF saw Brokeback Mountain together and he kept getting hit on?

In front of you, no less.

Oooohhh, you dirty little bugger! You promised you'd NEVER...EVER...mention that story!

Thanks, fucko!! I already have 6 PMs from Thunder...the first one mentions something about him wanting to "stuff my inbox full of Joey T"...ewwwwww!

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
No Roast of WARF would be cuntplete without a message from Jesus Himself......

Hey, where is the little cunt?

Jesus, I mean. Haven't seen that bastard in days.

He needs to get his lazy arse off the cross and in here to put in a good word about WARF.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
It's supposed to mean if you're not gonna say anything cruel, don't say anything at all.

Alright, alright.



Anything cruel.

Is that better?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Real Wolfgang]

well its my bedtime now, daddy is going to read me a story.

if warf comes on tell him to send me a private message and we can be friends, as long as he doesn't try to be homosexual with me. judging by what you are all saying he does seem to be that way.