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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    #16
    Oh my! Better have all the fun and all the sex I can before we all die!
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58830

      #17
      Originally posted by Mr Badguy
      FORD, I don`t know what it is, but sometimes I get the feeling you don`t like the regime that controls your country.

      Check out the Front Line.... Chimpy was just voted worst pResident ever with 81% of the vote!

      Thankfully, most of the country woke up. Let's hope they stay awake at least through the next election.
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 58830

        #18
        Originally posted by Nitro Express
        Oh my! Better have all the fun and all the sex I can before we all die!
        But don't you get to have "celestial sex" afterwards, when you become the God of your own planet?
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • hideyoursheep
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2007
          • 6351

          #19
          Originally posted by Mr Badguy
          I remember when I was a kid, reading books that said by 2001 we`d all be driving flying cars and wearing tin foil....

          You mean, you're NOT wearing tinfoil?

          ...I'd better change.......

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          • TAKIN WHISKEY
            Commando
            • Apr 2006
            • 1190

            #20
            Originally posted by hideyoursheep
            You mean, you're NOT wearing tinfoil?

            ...I'd better change.......

            LMAO

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            • BITEYOASS
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6530

              #21
              This would be a good way to dispose of the world's nuclear arsenal. Fire a bunch of multiple warhead missles at this asteroid from space supervised by an international team. Speaking of which, the sun would be a great place to dump the planet's toxic waste. And since Mars is uninhabitable, use that planet solely for mining and ban in it earth in order restore the lush green landscape it once was and stop world hunger.

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              • Terry
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 11967

                #22
                See, they keep changing the date...

                The "huge asteroid colliding with earth" has been estimated to hit us at 2019, 2029...now it's 2036...

                Honestly, if it is to hit us in 2036, I don't give a shit.

                Even 2019 would be fine. Just give me a few years' notice sos I can gets up to sum monkeyshines.
                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                • EbDawson
                  Veteran
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 1674

                  #23
                  Originally posted by FORD

                  And then blame it on Iran.
                  You'd rather we blame it on Estonia?
                  "If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks

                  "Carpe Mammarium"

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 58830

                    #24
                    Originally posted by EbDawson
                    You'd rather we blame it on Estonia?
                    Do they have oil?
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • stringfelowhawk
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 559

                      #25
                      Thats rather ironic cause I was just watching this show on the Discovery Science Channel about a week or so ago about planning for just such an occasion and practically every astrophysicist said Nuclear weapons are not only a bad idea but realistically they won't even work. If its big enough to cause a real "Extinction Level Event" it would only break chunks off it and instead of getting hit by one big piece it would be a bunch of smaller ones that could cause just as much damage. They actually do have several plausible ways of diverting it before it gets here and the method they will use depends on the amount of lead time they have. In this case all they are gonna do is launch a pod or shuttle (unmanned and can be controlled from here) to simply hover at a certain distance over the asteroid which will create artificial gravity between the asteroid and pod and simply steer it slowly away over a period of time causing it to miss us. They also have a method of rigging it with a solar sail which will change its course and even with enough time they could use the suns heat to disolve it by using a large mylar or foil type rig that would focus directly on the asteroid causing it to melt away. Think of an ant under a magnifying glass.
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                      • Atomic_Rob
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 462

                        #26
                        In theory though, the Armagedon way of doing would work? If you had a big enough Nuke.

                        As long as the Van Halen re-union happens before then couldnt give a shit!
                        Diamond Dave Is Van Halen. 'Nuff Said

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                        • Sugar-Dave
                          Groupie
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 72

                          #27
                          disturbing!
                          www.myspace.com/nariohockney

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                          • bueno bob
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 22951

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Matt White
                            Not to worry........

                            BOB is working on it as we speak...........
                            We've got it covered.

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                            Asteroids?

                            NO PROBLEM!
                            Twistin' by the pool.

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                            • VanHalener
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5451

                              #29
                              Originally posted by bueno bob
                              We've got it covered.

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                              Asteroids?

                              NO PROBLEM!
                              (Sigh of relief)

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