I Think We Need An Official "Discuss Britney Spears Here" Thread in the Pen.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Bill might get off on it, so we'll watch it when he goes shopping.

Just because I got off on the Chyna tape, doesnt mean that's the case here bitch! That mini-dick and pimple infested ass sparked many a jizz explosion, FACT!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I'm sorry to hear that.








Very sorry.

[The_KiD]

Here are the rest of the shots of Britney Spears in a borrowed bikini right before checking herself into rehab for the second time. Notice how smooth her legs are? That's because before getting the bikini she stripped down to her underwear and shaved them in the pool bathroom.

You can't buy class like that. You can't even rent it. I'm surprised she's not in a top hat and monocle, taking a sip of tea with her pinky extended, and saying, "That's mahvelous, dear."

KiD

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[bueno bob]

Excellent work, KiD!

Bring on that pron tape!!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

You're right...her legs are as smooth as her head is now.

[Anonymous]

I'd hit her friends!

Repeatedly!

And if she behaved very, very well, I might even let her watch.

MAybe.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Excellent work, KiD!

Bring on that pron tape!!

Yep Roth on KiD.

Gots a magic gift of timing with those pics.

[Matt White]

It's gonna happen....

and soon

[The_KiD]

This barely counts as news, but Britney Spears left rehab last night to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. She was escorted to the support group by her assistant and returned to the Promises treatment center right after the meeting ended. And because she's lost her mind, Britney had weird scribbles all over her hand and even drew a fake ring on her index finger.

I wouldn't be surprised if that thing went completely up her arm. She's like this close to snapping and probably spends all her time in rehab rocking back and forth while chanting, "They're all gonna pay." And when the doctors ask "Who's gonna pay?" she growls at them and says, "I'm a tiger!" And then starts pacing around on all fours while the doctors stare at each other confused.

KiD

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Just because I got off on the Chyna tape, doesnt mean that's the case here bitch! That mini-dick and pimple infested ass sparked many a jizz explosion, FACT!

You too? I mean... you did???

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

And here I thought I was the only on... I mean, that noone would get off on Chyna and lo and behold! - someone did!

Jaysus! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

[The_KiD]

Britney Spears allegedy tried to hang herself with a bedsheet after writing 666 on her shaved head and running around the rehab facility screaming "I am the Antichrist!" at frightened staff. A friend of her says:

"She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt." But within days out-of-control Britney had swung from suicidal to matrimonial as she told hubby Kevin Federline she wanted to take him back, renew their wedding vows and get pregnant.

What's left for her to do? The only way she could fall any farther is if she got huge boob implants and then drew a face on a watermelon and pretended it was her baby.

KiD