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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    Alright you Pussy Eaters....

    Go here http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...28382730335705 now how useless was that.
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • Jérôme Frenchise
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Nov 2004
    • 7196

    #2
    Yeah, how useless...

    But then, why did you link it?

    And... what does "more than 99%" mean as far as that test?

    In addition, what's the use of it? Really, I'm wondering.
    posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
    posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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    • Ozzy Fudd
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 1667

      #3
      it turned up in a search an i thought WTF post it...lol
      Roth Army MP
      Originally posted by Panamark
      Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
      or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
      Originally posted by BITEYOASS
      She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
      Originally posted by JAY HALE
      so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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      • Antman
        Commando
        • Jan 2004
        • 1261

        #4
        120 was my score.
        When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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        • jhale667
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 20929

          #5
          Originally posted by Antman
          120 was my score.
          140 here...but then, I am a cunning linguist...lol
          Originally posted by conmee
          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

          That is all.

          Icon.
          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


          Originally posted by Isaac R.
          Then it's really true??

          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
          Originally posted by eddie78
          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12749

            #6
            Category 5

            You scored 160 the basics!

            your the best ever you make a girl scream and holla come lick my pussy! message me!
            Yes, well... what did you expect? It IS my screen name...

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • Ozzy Fudd
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1667

              #7
              Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
              Yes, well... what did you expect? It IS my screen name...

              Cheers! :bottle:
              And the real reason i stuck this in here.:D
              Roth Army MP
              Originally posted by Panamark
              Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
              or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
              Originally posted by BITEYOASS
              She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
              Originally posted by JAY HALE
              so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

              Comment

              • Ozzy Fudd
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 1667

                #8
                The test blows cuz it also rates you at your age level as well.
                so for a old fuck i did alright.lol

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                <TD align=middle><FONT size=5><B>Category 4</B></FONT><BR>You scored 140 the basics! </TD></TR>
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                <TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>99%</B> on <B>the basics</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6042528382730335705'>The Do you know how to eat pussy Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=playboi_bunny69'>playboi_bunny69</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free Online Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test</a></td></tr></table>
                Roth Army MP
                Originally posted by Panamark
                Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                Originally posted by JAY HALE
                so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                • Ozzy Fudd
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1667

                  #9
                  The Dating Persona Test

                  LMFAO i seen another test...yeah i took it.

                  <table cellpadding=5><tr><td> <TABLE> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=255 height=600><img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGSMm.gif" name=thebigpicture23> </TD> <TD> </TD> <TD vAlign=top> <CENTER><FONT size=5>The Playboy</FONT><BR><FONT size=4><B>R</B>andom<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>G</B>entle<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>S</B>ex<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT><B>M</B>aster (<FONT shmolor=red>RGSMm</FONT>)</FONT><BR><BR></CENTER> Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're <B>The Playboy</B>. <BR><BR> You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of sex, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too. <BR><BR><!-- begin exact opposite table --> <CENTER> <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=5 align=right bgshmolor=#bbbbbb border=0> <TBODY> <TR height=20> <TD align=middle bgshmolor=#eeeeee><SPAN class=tiny>Your exact opposite:<BR><B>The Mixed Messenger</B><BR><img border=1 hspace=3 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBLDm_thumb.gif" vspace=7><BR>Deliberate<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Brutal<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Love<FONT shmolor=white> </FONT>Dreamer </SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><!-- end exact opposite table --> It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after <FONT shmolor=red>physical</FONT> rather than <FONT shmolor=blue>emotional</FONT> relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare. <BR><BR> If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should <I>raise</I> your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.<BR><img border=1 src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif"> <BR><BR><FONT shmolor=red>ALWAYS AVOID</FONT>: <B>The Priss</B> <BR><BR><FONT shmolor=blue>CONSIDER</FONT>: <B>The Dirty Little Secret</B>, <B>The Nurse</B> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></CENTER><br><br>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'><b>The 32-Type Dating Test</b></a> by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'><b><b>OkCupid</b> - Free Online Dating</b></a>.</td></tr></table>
                  Last edited by Ozzy Fudd; 03-06-2007, 12:46 PM.
                  Roth Army MP
                  Originally posted by Panamark
                  Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                  or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                  Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                  She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                  Originally posted by JAY HALE
                  so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

                  Comment

                  • binnie
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2006
                    • 19145

                    #10
                    Category 4
                    You scored 150 the basics!
                    damn you eat that pussy had would you like mine? message me!
                    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                    • Jérôme Frenchise
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 7196

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
                      The test blows cuz it also rates you at your age level as well.
                      so for a old fuck i did alright.lol

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                      <DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #457aff; TEXT-ALIGN: center">, you're now <SPAN style="COLOR: #0f3cac">logged in!</SPAN> </DIV>
                      <DIV style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 10px; COLOR: #0000ff; PADDING-TOP: 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: left">Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about. </DIV>
                      <DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; TEXT-ALIGN: right"><A href="/home"><U>continue to OkCupid homescreen ></U></A> </DIV></DIV></DIV>
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                      <TD align=middle><FONT size=5><B>Category 4</B></FONT><BR>You scored 140 the basics! </TD></TR>
                      <TR>
                      <TD>damn you eat that pussy had would you like mine? message me! </TD></TR>
                      <TR>
                      <TD align=middle></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><BR><BR>
                      <TABLE cellPadding=20>
                      <TBODY>
                      <TR>
                      <TD><SPAN id=comparisonarea>My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people <I>your age and gender</I>:
                      <BLOCKQUOTE>
                      <TABLE cellSpacing=4 cellPadding=0 border=0>
                      <TBODY>
                      <TR>
                      <TD vAlign=center>
                      <TABLE cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=0 bgColor=black border=0>
                      <TBODY>
                      <TR>
                      <TD width=149 bgColor=#b2cfff height=20><A href="http://www.okcupid.com/"><IMG alt="free online dating" src="http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" border=0></A></TD>
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                      <TD vAlign=center>You scored higher than <B>99%</B> on <B>the basics</B></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></BLOCKQUOTE></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><table cellpadding=20><tr><td>Link: <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=6042528382730335705'>The Do you know how to eat pussy Test</a> written by <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=playboi_bunny69'>playboi_bunny69</a> on <a href='http://www.okcupid.com'>OkCupid Free Online Dating</a>, home of the <a href='http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test'>The Dating Persona Test</a></td></tr></table>
                      I hadn't seen that. Got to do the test again.
                      Well, by the way, the use of it is fun, surely one of the best motives you can find. :D

                      Reminds of certain chicks who rate their lovers - the little bitches.
                      But some of us do so too, anyway...

                      I don't, I just make sounds like grunts or yodeling. :D
                      posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.
                      posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.

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                      • Anonymous
                        Banned
                        • May 2004
                        • 12749

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
                        The test blows cuz it also rates you at your age level as well.
                        so for a old fuck i did alright.lol
                        That's really stupid! I mean, the test was obviously made by a girl. Doesn't sher realize that pussy eating gets better with age?

                        Practice, and shit. Then comes the time where you WILL have to rely on your tongue n' fingers.

                        Cheers! :bottle:

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                        • Ozzy Fudd
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1667

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
                          That's really stupid! I mean, the test was obviously made by a girl. Doesn't sher realize that pussy eating gets better with age?
                          Practice, and shit. Then comes the time where you WILL have to rely on your tongue n' fingers.
                          Cheers! :bottle:
                          OMFG that fuckin killed me! i am LMMFAO big time right now
                          Roth Army MP
                          Originally posted by Panamark
                          Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                          or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                          Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                          She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                          Originally posted by JAY HALE
                          so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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