An Open Letter to Eat My Asshole:

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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    An Open Letter to Eat My Asshole:

    My life sucks so very very much. I just finally realized it, and it was quite the eye opener, and a real shocker to boot. I am completely fucking lame. I am calling upon my good friend and confidant Eat My Asshole to come over to my house and run over my face with a lawnmower. All of my worldly Sheep Pen possessions can be donated to Matt White - please make sure Bill Lumbergh doesn't take any of my shit, because he is gay and he will make my old things gay by proximity and I just can't have a happy afterlife with that kind of shit going down in my absence.

    Thank you, God bless.
    Twistin' by the pool.
  • binnie
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2006
    • 19145

    #2
    Well, this is a turn up for the books.....
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20569

      #3


      I'm cuntfused...........................again

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      • Wawazat
        ROCKSTAR

        • Jul 2005
        • 5288

        #4


        Sorry, i know i'm not the addressed asshole.

        But if you miss the Death Star that much...

        hey you can have it back anytime !!
        Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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        • ThrillsNSpills
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6627

          #5
          Re: An Open Letter to Eat My Asshole:

          Originally posted by bueno bob
          I am calling upon my goodlame. friend and confidant Eat My Asshole to come over to my house and run over my face with a lawnmower.

          Thank you, God bless.
          He means a manual lawnmower.
          think that'll be flagged at YouTube?


          And about the goodlame thing.
          my computer did it. i had nothing to do with it. and consider the period with the lame to be a package deal.
          (

          it's a shame bob had to go.
          (it was confirmed that he won a hottub and Lucy Pinder)

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          • Shaun Ponsonby
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Oct 2004
            • 6409

            #6
            Can I have your spanner?
            Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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            • Anonymous
              Banned
              • May 2004
              • 12749

              #7
              I am flabbergasted at this turn of events.

              Cheers! :bottle:

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              • Dan
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12194

                #8
                Can I have your Black Suit?
                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                • Isaac R.
                  Head Fluffer
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 481

                  #9
                  Shocking.

                  ...but, I confess, not entirely unexpected...

                  Bob had not updated The Boob Thread for days

                  In my heart of hearts I knew, something must be desperately wrong

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22951

                    #10
                    It's alright. I usually take Saturday and Sunday off, and Monday and Tuesday are part-timers for me.

                    The boobs will come when the time is right...
                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • binnie
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2006
                      • 19145

                      #11
                      The time is always right!
                      The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22951

                        #12
                        The time has come...to pay what's fair...to pay the rent...oh, to pay our share.
                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • Matt White
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20569

                          #13
                          "Boobs alot, Boobs alot,
                          We like Boobs alot!"

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                          • Dan
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12194

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bueno bob
                            The time has come...to pay what's fair...to pay the rent...oh, to pay our share.
                            MidNight Oil.

                            Good on Yeah Mate.:D
                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                            • Matt White
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 20569

                              #15
                              He's "cool" like that.....

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