My life sucks so very very much. I just finally realized it, and it was quite the eye opener, and a real shocker to boot. I am completely fucking lame. I am calling upon my good friend and confidant Eat My Asshole to come over to my house and run over my face with a lawnmower. All of my worldly Sheep Pen possessions can be donated to Matt White - please make sure Bill Lumbergh doesn't take any of my shit, because he is gay and he will make my old things gay by proximity and I just can't have a happy afterlife with that kind of shit going down in my absence.
Thank you, God bless.
Thank you, God bless.
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