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  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    Dudes came by at 7:15 to turn on our sprinkler system for the yard. I asked the dude if he liked Van Halen because I was about to fire one up and crank the angry ones in the garage while they work.
    He said he likes some of Eddie's guitar work with Hagar, but Van Hagar is pretty boring music. "Too much love songs and not enough Rock"
    "Can you play some original Van Halen?"

    I tipped the dude 25 bones for his good work on the repairs we needed and cut him a cd for his work truck.

    Even the sprinkler companies out here think Hagar is a clown. More solid proof that Hagar sucks, should be slapped around like a red headed step child, and kicked the phuck out of my country.
    When I am president I promise to banish Sammy Hagar.

    -Vote VanHalener-

    OWWWWWW!
    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      Listen up you fuckin' muthafuckers.

      Van Halen is on the fringe if beating your ass into submission.

      Just wait

      Just wait

      =VH= 2011

      ~OWWWWWW~
      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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      • sadaist
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jul 2004
        • 11625

        I'm just happy you brought back the little cutie wearing the ballcap avatar. I was beginning to miss her around here.

        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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        • VanHalener
          ROCKSTAR

          • Nov 2006
          • 5451

          Originally posted by sadaist
          I'm just happy you brought back the little cutie wearing the ballcap avatar. I was beginning to miss her around here.

          I had a request for that fine piece of American Beauty to be put back up on my avatar. She's as mighty a piece of gold as Van Halen is Great.

          Not that Van Hagar crap.

          I'm talkin' the real Van Halen.

          Straight to you from JD

          East Coast Motherphuckers.

          Turned up at 3:18am
          ~OWWWWWW~

          My girl loves the publicity
          Last edited by VanHalener; 03-20-2011, 03:27 AM.
          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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          • VanHalener
            ROCKSTAR

            • Nov 2006
            • 5451

            I am getting the phuck down with Earth Wind and Fire

            If you don't like that

            You can Kiss my black ass!

            ~Only you can prevent low volume~
            ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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            • SunisinuS
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • May 2010
              • 3301

              Originally posted by VanHalener
              I am getting the phuck down with Earth Wind and Fire

              If you don't like that

              You can Kiss my black ass!

              Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.


              VH 2011 Fuckers!

              You can kiss my White Ass all you stupid motherfuckers!

              Mighty VH until the DAY I DIE.

              ~Only you can prevent low volume~
              Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-20-2011, 04:43 AM. Reason: Fuck you for reading this!!!
              Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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              • VanHalener
                ROCKSTAR

                • Nov 2006
                • 5451

                This post has no purpose

                ~OWWWWWW~
                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                • CROWBAR
                  Commando
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 1283

                  Originally posted by VanHalener
                  I had a request for that fine piece of American Beauty to be put back up on my avatar. She's as mighty a piece of gold as Van Halen is Great.

                  Not that Van Hagar crap.

                  I'm talkin' the real Van Halen.

                  Straight to you from JD

                  East Coast Motherphuckers.

                  Turned up at 3:18am
                  ~OWWWWWW~

                  My girl loves the publicity
                  Who is she BTW? Kind of looks like porn star Bunny Bleu back in her prime.

                  \m/ \m/

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                  • VanHalener
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5451

                    Just some hot babe on a 6 foot poster that I have taped to my shower wall.
                    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12194

                      How Very Rude.
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                      • VanHalener
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5451

                        I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot.
                        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19145

                          Originally posted by VanHalener
                          I only support gay marriage if both chicks are hot.
                          I'm not quite as tolerant as you, I have an additional caveat: they have to let me videotape the honeymoon.
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                          • VanHalener
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Nov 2006
                            • 5451

                            The non-stick pan
                            ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                            • VanHalener
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5451

                              PHUCK THAT
                              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                              • VanHalener
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Nov 2006
                                • 5451

                                So I have been entertaining friends and neighbors for several hours...

                                Before we closed shop I asked my one neighbor if he would like to hear some Van Hagar.

                                The phaking puke said he would rather hear some Van Halen.

                                More solid evidence that you suck, Gheygar!

                                ~You are now free to do shit around the cabin~
                                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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