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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    me, my buddy "dentist" and the band "autumn's end" at the rainbow room on sunset blvd.

    autumn's end.jpg
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      Man asks me if I would like to buy some mulch to help support a local Boy Scout troop. I asked him how much money per bag does the troop get and he said they get two bucks per bag that cost $4.50 each.
      Hey, it's the Boy Scouts, WTF.
      I asked the scout master, "Who do you prefer as frontman for Van Halen?"

      He said without hesitation, "David Lee Roth, why?"

      I said, "Good answer. You are a go at this station. Load my bed up with 50 bags."

      You see, even the Boy Scouts of America prefer Diamond David Lee Roth over Fat Spamulous Hagar and Gary forgettable What's His Name.

      More proof that Van Halen rocks, Sammy Hagar sucks cochs, and every radio and set of speakers deserve only the best.

      =VH=
      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        I want every one of you motherphuckers to crank Top Jimmy right now and report back here when you are done.
        Now MOVE!!!
        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • Anonymous
          Banned
          • May 2004
          • 12749

          Top JimmEH!!! He da king...

          Cheers! :bottle:

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          • VanHalener
            ROCKSTAR

            • Nov 2006
            • 5451

            Good work.
            You are a go at this station.
            Carry on!
            ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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            • Candy Girl

              Originally posted by VanHalener
              Man asks me if I would like to buy some mulch to help support a local Boy Scout troop. I asked him how much money per bag does the troop get and he said they get two bucks per bag that cost $4.50 each.
              Hey, it's the Boy Scouts, WTF.
              I asked the scout master, "Who do you prefer as frontman for Van Halen?"

              He said without hesitation, "David Lee Roth, why?"

              I said, "Good answer. You are a go at this station. Load my bed up with 50 bags."

              You see, even the Boy Scouts of America prefer Diamond David Lee Roth over Fat Spamulous Hagar and Gary forgettable What's His Name.

              More proof that Van Halen rocks, Sammy Hagar sucks cochs, and every radio and set of speakers deserve only the best.

              =VH=
              Hells yeah!

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              • VanHalener
                ROCKSTAR

                • Nov 2006
                • 5451

                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  mucho mulch
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • VanHalener
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5451

                    Swallow Falls (western Maryland)



                    <a href="http://s508.photobucket.com/albums/s326/vanhalener/?action=view&current=0ab550da.mp4" target="_blank"><img src="http://i508.photobucket.com/albums/s326/vanhalener/0ab550da.mp4" border="0" alt="Photobucket Pictures, Images and Photos" /></a>
                    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                    • VanHalener
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5451

                      Let me make a few things perfectly clear for you muthaphuckerz...





                      1. Trying to upload this or that from an iPhone is a bunch of bullshit. (just like how my man BigFoot never getting any good press)

                      2. The picture in my last post is of Muddy Creek Falls, not Swallow Creek. The falls you see there are within Swallow Falls State Park in western Maryland. (Swallow falls are beautiful but less impressive)

                      3. After consulting my vast network of worldwide resources of intelligence gathering it remains a known fact that Sammy Hagar is still the source of all that sucks.
                      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678



                        A Korean satellite has caught an eye-catching view of sammy in Mexico known for a deep, rocky hole -- and talent sosucky that they earned it the name hagar, a name that means "black hole."

                        Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...#ixzz1KGHBv1Ya
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          DOSXX.jpg.
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • VanHalener
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Nov 2006
                            • 5451

                            I have no respect for any sumbitch that fails to CRANK Mean Street right now!

                            ~Only you can prevent being a pussy~

                            Get the sand out and crank that shit, ya phucks!
                            ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                            • VanHalener
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5451

                              And if you fuck up and the sand in your vagina is too abrassive then I Don't Wanna Hear about it Later!
                              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                              • VanHalener
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Nov 2006
                                • 5451

                                Good thing there are no penalties for posting while drinking.
                                OWWWWWW!
                                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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