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Velociraptor From 'Jurassic Park' DiesAnother one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb.
The survivor is born.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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Your brain operates on 10 watts of power.
The amazing computational power of your brain only requires about 10 watts of power to operate.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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A ten gallon hat holds three quarters of a gallon.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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An alligator bit off one of Lorne Greene's nipples while he was hosting his popular animal show.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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closer to 5kAnother one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Branigan was not cremated. Laura's ashes were not scattered.
It's all a lie in an attempt to cover up the truth.
Laura's corpse, once a man named Larry and Spammy Hagar's lover, was purchased by and buried in Spammy Hagar's back yard in 2004.
Fat Ched has since spent a vast fortune on exotic lotions to keep the corpse from leathering.
Cheese Boy even keeps a doctor on hand to administer hourly doses of antibiotics.
-Unprotected sex with a corpse can be deadly-
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Sammy Hagar tends bar in a gay club and slurps baby sauce in the bathroom during his breaks.
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Sammy still lived up in the San Fransisco bay area even when he was in Van Halen. I guess Hollywood wasn't gay enough for him. If you looked under the seats of Sammy's car you would find Castro District hotel receipts and a jar of anal lube.Last edited by Nitro Express; 05-04-2011, 11:19 AM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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All the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction were stuck on 4:20
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Betsy Ross was born with a fully formed set of teeth.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
Why couldn't Sammy Hagar have been born a dragonfly?
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