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  • Blaze
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2009
    • 4371

    Dear Local Radio Station,
    Please quit playing the song, "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" or explain what an unnatural woman is exactly.

    un·nat·u·ral
    adjective /ˌənˈnaCH(ə)rəl/ 

    Contrary to the ordinary course of nature; abnormal
    - death by unnatural causes

    Not existing in nature; artificial
    - the artificial turf looks an unnatural green

    Affected or stilted
    - the formal tone of the programs caused them to sound stilted and unnatural

    Lacking feelings of kindness and sympathy that are considered to be natural
    - they condemned her as an unnatural woman

    "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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    • Blaze
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2009
      • 4371

      "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678





        Donald Trump is finally coming clean on one of the more enduring follicular mysteries of the modern age: his hair.
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • VanHalener
          ROCKSTAR

          • Nov 2006
          • 5451

          The verbally flatulent Sammy Hagar has an enormous amount of suck coursing through his body.
          In fact, the ultimate suck that is Sammy Hagar is so powerful it could suck an entire redwood forest though the eye of a needle in just over one second.
          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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          • Steve Savicki
            • Jan 2004
            • 3937

            Maybe Sammy nominates himself a winner because he sings "Winner Takes It All":
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            • VanHalener
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5451

              Gnats live for about four months.
              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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              • VanHalener
                ROCKSTAR

                • Nov 2006
                • 5451

                In 1940 Hormel hired George Burns to advertise SPAM on the radio.
                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                • Blaze
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4371

                  There is still the question of what exactly is an unnatural woman. Pictures will not be forthcoming.
                  "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    chaz bono
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • ThrillsNSpills
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6627

                      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                      chaz bono
                      Don't get me started.

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6627

                        Somewhere there's a vagina in a box marked medical waste.

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          Originally posted by Blaze
                          There is still the question of what exactly is an unnatural woman. Pictures will not be forthcoming.
                          Sammy Hagar. You don't really think Sam's a dude? Why do you think Sam can hit all the high notes? Because Sam has no balls. I think Sam is the result of some secret government experiment that went horribly wrong.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Blaze
                            Full Member Status

                            • Jan 2009
                            • 4371

                            yes, sammy is an unnatural woman.
                            Have you seen his tits?
                            "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                            • jero
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2927

                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              Sammy Hagar. You don't really think Sam's a dude? Why do you think Sam can hit all the high notes? Because Sam has no balls. I think Sam is the result of some secret government experiment that went horribly wrong.

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                              • VanHalener
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Nov 2006
                                • 5451

                                More bird species live in China than any other place in the world.
                                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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