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  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • VanHalener
          ROCKSTAR

          • Nov 2006
          • 5451

          The speculum gynos use in 2011 dates all the way back to the technological age of 1300 B.C.E. It got a shout-out in an old Hebrew tome called the Talmud. A speculum identical to the models used today was unearthed in some girl’s rubble at Pompeii.
          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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          • VanHalener
            ROCKSTAR

            • Nov 2006
            • 5451

            Vagina means “sheath” or “scabbard,” a sword holder, in Latin. So, ladies,

            en guarde!
            ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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            • VanHalener
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5451

              Tatiana Kozhevnikov possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the world’s strongest vagina and can lift 31 lbs.
              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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              • Candy Girl

                Originally posted by VanHalener
                Tatiana Kozhevnikov possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the world’s strongest vagina and can lift 31 lbs.
                Well that's a tough muff.

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                • Candy Girl

                  Hey, VH'ner I found you a new avatar or T-shirt logo:

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                  • VanHalener
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5451

                    ~Awwww Yeah~

                    See now, my Roth Army babe friend understands.

                    A muff is enough

                    OWWWWWW!
                    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                    • sadaist
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 11625

                      Originally posted by Candy Girl
                      Hey, VH'ner I found you a new avatar or T-shirt logo:
                      Aw dammit. It took me months to get him to put the blonde cutie with the ballcap back in there. Oh well. If you do end up replacing her VH, you should bring her back like 1 month a year as a reunion tour of sorts.
                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                      • sadaist
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 11625

                        Originally posted by VanHalener
                        Tatiana Kozhevnikov possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the world’s strongest vagina and can lift 31 lbs.

                        I've been nearby to the worlds strongest smelling vagina. Guinness refused to get close enough to give her the world record prize though.
                        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                        • SunisinuS
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • May 2010
                          • 3301

                          Red Neck Doorbell.

                          Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                          • sadaist
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 11625

                            Originally posted by SunisinuS
                            Red Neck Doorbell.


                            HAHA. Almost would have been better if they used the deers ass as the flag pole holder. Hmmmm.....maybe a mock-up of Bin Ladens ass would work better.
                            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • VanHalener
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5451

                              Originally posted by sadaist
                              Aw dammit. It took me months to get him to put the blonde cutie with the ballcap back in there. Oh well. If you do end up replacing her VH, you should bring her back like 1 month a year as a reunion tour of sorts.
                              There shall be be equal time allotted. Once I'm back on a computer it's on.

                              Roth Army Chicks

                              ~Awwww Yeah~
                              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                              • VanHalener
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Nov 2006
                                • 5451

                                I have an urgent message from Ace Diamond...

                                "Roth and Roll
                                Muthatruckers!"

                                You know you want him back.
                                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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