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  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    I am on the phone, speaker phone with Ace while he plays live guitar...
    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12749

      Originally posted by VanHalener
      I have an urgent message from Ace Diamond...

      "Roth and Roll
      Muthatruckers!"

      You know you want him back.
      No.

      Please God, no!

      For the love of all that is good and holy, NO!

      I can't think of anything I would hate more.

      Cheers! :bottle:

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        I was cut off during his solo

        Calling back...
        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • ThrillsNSpills
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6627

          Originally posted by VanHalener
          Tatiana Kozhevnikov possesses, according to the Guinness Book Of World Records, the world’s strongest vagina and can lift 31 lbs.
          It can open a bottle of Budweiser from across the room, and dust the table on the way.

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          • ThrillsNSpills
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6627

            Originally posted by VanHalener
            I was cut off during his solo

            Calling back...
            That's the excuse I would have used too.

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            • Candy Girl

              Originally posted by VanHalener
              I have an urgent message from Ace Diamond...

              "Roth and Roll
              Muthatruckers!"

              You know you want him back.

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              • SunisinuS
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • May 2010
                • 3301

                L o L
                Last edited by SunisinuS; 05-16-2011, 09:45 PM. Reason: But is is fortified with Hops!
                Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                • fifth element
                  Commando
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 1224

                  Originally posted by Candy Girl
                  love it!
                  “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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                  • VanHalener
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5451

                    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                    • VanHalener
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5451

                      LMAO
                      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                      • VanHalener
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5451

                        My baby finally popped her cherry...






                        So my sweet girl and I have been together for a dozen years and she finally took the plunge and disagreed with me when I disarmed myself when five cop cars showed up right out front... Let me put some music on and I'll fill you in...
                        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                        • VanHalener
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5451

                          The verbal battle that was going on tonight at my neighbor's house drew a police response.
                          When the cops showed up like a Japanese surfing festival I emptied my .45 and stuck the loose round and mag in my back pocket. My girl was standing in the open door when I unloaded my concealed weapon and handed it to her and asked her to stow it.
                          "What?!" (she sounded pissed)
                          "We are in our garage, so why put your Sig away? (Sig, bitches, Sig! She called that shit a Sig)
                          OWWWWW!
                          I about busted a vessel when my baby popped her cherry and asked me to stay armed. She understands the need for firepower, but she doesn't have to like it.
                          When I told her that officers may want to talk with us, and the last thing a cop wants to see is a pistol on a call, she agreed to walk my gear upstairs. She did not know my new AR15 was in the house and about four steps away, but she understood we were prepping a cop friendly environment, an important oasis for America's every day infantry. Boot's on the ground, baby, boots on the ground.
                          Anyway, tonight my baby popped her cherry and stood up for her rights and mine to posses the means to help control the paper target population and I phucking love it.

                          The AR15 was just inside the door for Chupacabra. I keep two at the ready in case Chupacabra attack police out front or out back.


                          ~Fuck an A Hooah~
                          Last edited by VanHalener; 05-20-2011, 04:17 AM.
                          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                          • VanHalener
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Nov 2006
                            • 5451

                            My AR15 was unloaded and undergoing a post shipping cleaning of cosmoline before I put her in the house.

                            ~And Knowing is Half the Battle~
                            ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                            • VanHalener
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5451

                              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                              • VanHalener
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Nov 2006
                                • 5451

                                ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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