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She was enjoying playing with the seatbelt between her two beauties. Kept looking in the mirror and fine tuning her seatbelt adjustments.
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Wish I was a seat belt in her car
OWWWWWWWW!
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it looks like her belly button is gettin' burned up like an ant in a magnifyin' glassAnother one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Red-eyed tree frogs come from rain forests of Costa Rica in Central America. They have bright red eyes and are a really bright color of green with blue and yellow stripped sides.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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Today at 1:00pm, EST, Sammy Hagar will dig up Laura Branigan from his back yard and sexually abuse her corpse for one hour.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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you ever wonder why you wonder
My tickets in the mail yet?Comment
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Most dogfights during the Vietnam War lasted 45 seconds or less.~Only you can prevent low volume~Comment
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That's What She Said.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.Comment
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inflation blowsAnother one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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WELLINGTON, New Zealand – A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.
Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.
He fell hard onto the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body.
"I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot," he told local media from his hospital bed in the town of Whakatane, on North Island's east coast.
"I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."
McCormack's workmates heard his screams and ran to him, quickly releasing a safety valve to stop the air flow, said Robbie Petersen, co-owner of the trucking company.
He was rushed to the hospital with terrible swelling and fluid in one lung. Doctors said the air had separated fat from muscle in McCormack's body, but had not entered his bloodstream.
McCormack, 48, said his skin felt "like a pork roast" — crackling on the outside but soft underneath.Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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I bet he felt like an inflatable sex doll.
No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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