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  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    The real Van Halen
    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • VanHalener
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5451

      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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      • VanHalener
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5451

        Coffee

        It's for people who don't have any Van Halen to crank.

        Fuck coffe! Trying to blow an expensive and angry set of speakers is a much better buzz.

        OWWWWWWW!
        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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        • VanHalener
          ROCKSTAR

          • Nov 2006
          • 5451

          Just a reminder for those who are searching for a name to give your baby...

          And I quote
          "Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence"

          Hope this reminder has been helpful.
          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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          • VanHalener
            ROCKSTAR

            • Nov 2006
            • 5451

            War and Sammy Hagar shows have something in common
            ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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            • VanHalener
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5451

              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32798



                Airplane engine geek porn.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32798



                  Wind blasted and castor oil splattered.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Sensible Shoes
                    Full Member Status

                    • Oct 2009
                    • 4648

                    Does life have any purpose?

                    Oh dear.

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12678

                      yes
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • chefcraig
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 12172

                        "Enjoy every sandwich."










                        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                        ― Stephen Hawking

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32798

                          Sandwiches, beer, and pussy exist so man can be happy.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32798

                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              fuckin' blondes

                              A blonde woman driving a Bentley crashes into an Aston Martin, Ferrari, Mercedes, and Porsche. Insert punch line here.
                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32798

                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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