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  • Sarge
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    • Feb 2003
    • 5424
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    Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

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    Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

    Fri May 28,10:50 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



    LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.



    The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.


    "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.


    The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.


    The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
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    • TMR
      #2
      i'm wondering on who ate the Hen???:p

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        • lucky wilbury
          #3
          larry flynt must have been his hero.

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            • Sweet Irony
              She's the Woman
              Sniper
              • Jan 2004
              • 870
              #4
              How bad could the wife be, that he preferred a HEN??
              ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....:D

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                • classicdude
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 541
                  #5
                  Colonel Sanders is rolling over in his grave....or...thinking up a new secret recipe.....

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12194
                      #6
                      That one sad animal fucker.At least you don't have to worry about any stuffing.
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17161
                          #7
                          Maybe his wife said "That Hen hasnt Laid anything for days" and he took it as bizzarro nagging wife directive, and attempted to fix the problem ??
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                            • flappo
                              Banned
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8223
                              #8
                              ..i've heard of chicken plucking but that's ridiculous !

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                                • Roth & Roll
                                  Foot Soldier
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 727
                                  #9
                                  This gives a whole new meaning to "Rotisserie Chicken"
                                  http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/...oker-small.jpg

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                                    • Mezro
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • May 2004
                                      • 4154
                                      #10
                                      Sometimes chicken is just so finger licking good that you have to break out the special finger.

                                      Mezro...cream of chicken soup made by going balls deep
                                      Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                                        • Satan
                                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 6664
                                          #11
                                          You should have seen the look on that guy's face when he got down here.

                                          And you really should have seen it after my dragon Appolyon did to him, what he did to the chicken :D
                                          Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

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                                            • Seshmeister
                                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 35754
                                              #12
                                              I can't believe you go to hell for fucking hens now.

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                                                • Nii Mekolo
                                                  Roth Army Recruit
                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 6
                                                  #13
                                                  Er...odd, to say the least.

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                                                    • Panamark
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 17161
                                                      #14
                                                      Does a chicken have a clitoris ? Or do you just shoot a good amount of KY up the ole Egg Hole ?? Does the chicken suffer permanent physcological damage afterwards ? Does the chicken fucker suffer the
                                                      same... These are questions that need to be addressed to fully assess this situation !!
                                                      Does the chicken relax with a cigarette after the act ??
                                                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                                        • BITEYOASS
                                                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 6530
                                                          #15
                                                          This sounds like something straight out of southpark! LOL :D

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