my uterus would have went on strike after the third

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by twonabomber
friggin' Jesus freaks.

Leave Me out of this!

[Cult of Roth]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Don't look at me, I hath nothing to do with it!

So that whole "Be fruitful and multiply" thing...not your idea?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Cult of Roth
So that whole "Be fruitful and multiply" thing...not your idea?

Actually, that was Dad's idea.....and it was back in the days long before there were 6 billion of you mortals down there!!

Dad just told Me that if He had to do it all over again, He would have made sure that one only went to the intended audience, and didn't make the final cut into the Bible.

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
what's with all the J's, bb?

hey, with 17 kids, it's just easier.

"Jay! didn't i tell you to take out the trash?!"

"uh, dad, you talking to me, or jedidiah or jinger?"

"um...yeah, the...uh...middle one, you know, jay!"

[Cult of Roth]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Actually, that was Dad's idea.....and it was back in the days long before there were 6 billion of you mortals down there!!

Dad just told Me that if He had to do it all over again, He would have made sure that one only went to the intended audience, and didn't make the final cut into the Bible.

Wait, I believe you just implied that God is fallible...

You young kids, always making trouble for your parents!

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Cult of Roth
Wait, I believe you just implied that God is fallible...

You young kids, always making trouble for your parents!

It's not a question of fallibility, My son. Remember the Scripture in Ecclesiastes which the Byrds made into a hit record in the 1960's??

Ecclesiastes 3

1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;

7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;

8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

And so in that spirit, ye may add "a time to multiply, and a time to giveth it a rest already"

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[Sweet Irony]

Well, they are well aware that they get publicity for this now...and wtf is the name 'Jinger'

Maybe they will get a show on Discovery health, and make lots of $$$

anyway..if they raise nice, law abiding kids, I guess I dont care how many kids they have....

[Antman]

They live in Arkansas. What a fuckin surprise. Jinger? Jedidiah? No perpetuating the stereotype here. Nah, not a bit.

[MAPRamone]

They probably get massive financial support from taxpayers as well.

[ODShowtime]

There was a family down the road from where I grew up that had 9 kids and all their names started with a T. Their yard was the place to be way back in the day.

That's pussy shit compared to this.