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Ouch! Just like the fat fuck above, I had no idea of the impending danger to come.
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Nice.Originally posted by rustoffa
That's right motherfucker, live in front of your heel insert.
Fuck it.
Motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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*Note to self*....("Motherfucker" is gettin' on motherfuckers nerves). It'll get better, I promise.
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you started it!!!!!Originally posted by rustoffa
*Note to self*....("Motherfucker" is gettin' on motherfuckers nerves). It'll get better, I promise.
LOL
I just adopted it!Comment
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He's only a few cheesburgers away from it, though.Originally posted by pete
Sammy can't fill a standium FATBOY!
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Ah...dance for me, puppets.
Dance.Pope of The Church Of Almighty Sam, Rock God and LEADER of Van Halen!!!Comment
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Pick your poison. Do you favor a Gregory Hines or an off-Broadway STOMP? Tell me all about the way you like the little dance. You ain't got the feet to fill the clown shoes you're wearin and you wanna see some footwork? Dig yourself a fucking hole the size of a bowling ball... then slowly work the thing with your mouth on it into it. You're a neutered ostrich befitting of an eternity with your peterbilt ass in the air. Hopefully, some laughing thingys 'ell come along and laugh while they chew your nullo ass to bits while a couple of migratory buzzards do each other up the ass. Explain yourself nullo.Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Ah...dance for me, puppets.
Dance.Comment
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I made it mundane for you. You giggle at that kinda shit? Maybe you can "identify" with something I said, no?Comment
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Please dont address your masturbation fingers while posting here, thanks !Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Ah...dance for me, puppets.
Dance.BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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Quit gettin yer panties in such a wad bro...
Here...
Relax...."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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Originally posted by rustoffa
Pick your poison. Do you favor a Gregory Hines or an off-Broadway STOMP? Tell me all about the way you like the little dance. You ain't got the feet to fill the clown shoes you're wearin and you wanna see some footwork? Dig yourself a fucking hole the size of a bowling ball... then slowly work the thing with your mouth on it into it. You're a neutered ostrich befitting of an eternity with your peterbilt ass in the air. Hopefully, some laughing thingys 'ell come along and laugh while they chew your nullo ass to bits while a couple of migratory buzzards do each other up the ass. Explain yourself nullo.
Word chum. Simple word chum.Pope of The Church Of Almighty Sam, Rock God and LEADER of Van Halen!!!Comment
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It was a bit over the top. You fancy shark fishin', or just mullet? Chum brings all sorts around. Adjust your trollin' motor son.Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Word chum. Simple word chum.Comment
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I wish i could jump like the real man, like DAVE !Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
Might as well jumplittle french dreamer hate those Van Hagar backstage party!!
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You're just full of shit... sorry i should say full of bullshit, sound better for a redneck texan !:fucku2:Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
Here comes the Sammy Hagar Army
THE MAN!!little french dreamer hate those Van Hagar backstage party!!
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