What's your favorite brand of Fried Chicken?

[thome]

Ok here is the staight poop litteraly....

I have to pick up some food for me an this babe chick woman that is hungry to.

I decide to go to KFC because in their infinite wisdom they now are merged with Long John Silvers and both joints are in one store.OK.

I'm burrned on chicken so my wish is Two piece fish and more and 4 extra pieces of fish drenched in Malt vinegar and Im a happy guy.

I sickness is KFC LJS in one store makes it easy for them it makes a busier place harder to get thru to me .Us the consumers .

I drive up a line too long and sit for 5 min and say fuk-it across the parking lot is Churches Chicken i havn't picked up their in 4 years.

So i buzz over and across the intercom comes" If it may please you taking your order is now", in a nice dude Hindu voice. I'm not a biggot but i was like ug .What do these cats know from chicken....

Well shur enough it was under cooked pink and mushy on the inside and usually i willl eat this anyway cause im so pissed i got ripped off.

This time i simply threw it in the trash ate the biscuts and drank the Sprite.The whole time explaining to the hungry one why i hadn't eaten their in 4 years .

Do Hindus and Pakistani dudes even eat meat? Well let me tell you, either they were trying to poison me (conspirasys everywhere) or they just can't cook chicken.

$9.83 wasted

[thome]

I should have listened to DT and hit Boston Market and been happy.
DT knows things other people don't, I didn't listen, my fault.

I bitched earlier in this thread about Churches and praised Boston Market. I thought you know it's been 4 years...? maybe they have changed.
Well, as you can see i am riddled with guilt, self loathing for bringing home the -Poison- to the Babe Chick.


Please understand my pain my poor little cry baby !!!MF pain!!!! and thank you lord for keeping me from driving back up there and making him eat it.GGrrrrrr

Manager dude would be full and i would be in jail.lol

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by WARF
Popeyes SPICY chicken is the best period.
They also have the best mashed potatoes... very spicy.

oh hell yes. i don't know what's in that mashed potato gravy...i don't WANT to know what's in that gravy. but it's outstanding.

and popeyes' biscuits trounce KFC's as well.

[BITEYOASS]

If you want some really hot chicken, then try Zaxby's buffalo fingers covered with Insane sauce.

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by thome
I drive up a line too long and sit for 5 min and say fuk-it across the parking lot is Churches Chicken i havn't picked up their in 4 years.

I'd avoid that franchise at all costs. There is one Churches over in South Montgomery that wound up with a few fried roaches in various meals.

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
Man I forgot about Kenny's. That shit was good.

i think there still may be a Kenny Rogers on the Ohio Turnpike.

[cvh 2007]

kfc or the keg

[b1c2]

its not a chain but lolo's chicken & waffles can't be beat!

[chi-town324]

Boston Market

[jharp84]

KFC IS F-IN close but POPEYES IT IS!!! Gotsta hav dem ONION RINGS! Some of the BEST EVER! Get the spicy chicken, slaw, biscuits come with, mashed taters w/gravy and Cajun rice! Then go home and do not eat for 12 hours and jog 3 miles!! Worth IT!!

[CROWBAR]

Man, your all a bunch of fuckin' pussies! Grab that Chick-O-Dee and wring its neck. Then fire up the grill, smother it with love, and voila! dinner is served! Frickin' city slickers!

[jharp84]

But do ya got rings to go with the bird???

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by jharp84
But do ya got rings to go with the bird???

Better! A glass of Cabernet, to go with friend. Your stylin' when you chow with me bro!

[jharp84]

5 -stars for the "C" - bar!!

[Nitro Express]

All of us who grew up on Mrs. Knotts Chicken dinners at Knott's Berry Farm know that it was the food of the Gods. That fried chicken downed with an ample supply of boysenberry juice was worth a 50 mile hike through hell to get.