Only in Alabama..

[Steve Savicki]

Miami, Alabama- doesn't sound like it would fit even if it actually were a city, state combo.

[Dan]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
He lives in fucking New Zealand.

[Viking]

Originally posted by BrownSound1:

Excuse me motherfuckers, but that person was not from Alabama...she's from Florida.

My, my, BrownSound. Touched a nerve, didn't we? 'Bama ho, Florida ho, it's all one big trailer park down here. Lookit - I'm over in fuckin' Valley, a little east of Auburn. My 18-year-old stepdaughter is about to download a grandspawn next month. And the only thing that kept her from being pregnant before now is the Colt in the cedar chest and the axe I showed her deadbeat boyfriend when I explained what the blade was going to do to him, cock-and-balls first, if he so much as made her burp a cum bubble before she was legally an adult. I can joke about this shit. Jesus H. Christ Lord God Almighty In Heaven On High knows I've earned that right. And when it comes to these slope-headed peckerwoods down here, I UUUUUUUSE it.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by Viking
Originally posted by BrownSound1:



My, my, BrownSound. Touched a nerve, didn't we? 'Bama ho, Florida ho, it's all one big trailer park down here. Lookit - I'm over in fuckin' Valley, a little east of Auburn. My 18-year-old stepdaughter is about to download a grandspawn next month. And the only thing that kept her from being pregnant before now is the Colt in the cedar chest and the axe I showed her deadbeat boyfriend when I explained what the blade was going to do to him, cock-and-balls first, if he so much as made her burp a cum bubble before she was legally an adult. I can joke about this shit. Jesus H. Christ Lord God Almighty In Heaven On High knows I've earned that right. And when it comes to these slope-headed peckerwoods down here, I UUUUUUUSE it.

[rustoffa]

I've got nothing against Alabama...Lake Wedowee rocks...literally! I procured a really nice 351W in Auburn awhile back. Anyway, this is pretty funny!

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[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Viking
LOL Yup. And she'll be a mom by 15.

Yup and her cousin will be the daddy.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
i like little nicky too

Don't lie. Nobody liked that piece of trash.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Yup and her cousin will be the daddy.

Like you bumfucks out in that neck of the woods have anything on Alabama.

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by BrownSound1
Excuse me motherfuckers, but that person was not from Alabama...she's from Florida.

Yeah, but she's from the part of FL that's close to Alabama.